Enjoy . . .!!
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March 11, 2010 10:31 a.m. Strike_Zero Reader
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March 11, 2010 10:44 a.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
My personal favorite:
"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise."
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March 11, 2010 10:51 a.m. DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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March 11, 2010 10:52 a.m. integraguy HalfDork
I thought this was about the other Chuck...
But has anyone noticed how Mr. Norris has done a Reagan? I mean, now that he's older, his hair has gone ANYTHING but white/silver? I've seen recent infomercials where it's now RED.
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March 11, 2010 12:27 p.m. John Brown SuperDork
My favorite: Chuck Norris believes it's not butter.
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March 11, 2010 12:33 p.m. ReverendDexter Dork
I always liked "Chuck Norris doesn't read, he stares books down 'til they give him the information he wants".
And mine - "VTEC fears the day Chuck Norris kicks in, yo"
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March 11, 2010 1:38 p.m. Pseudosport New Reader
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March 11, 2010 1:40 p.m. cwh SuperDork
I'm so disappointed. (signed - Chuck Hanlon)
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March 11, 2010 2:15 p.m. Scott Lear Production Editor
My favorite oldie: Chuck Norris has to shave with his fists, because the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
My lame attempt at something birthday related: Chuck Norris doesn't turn 70, he karate-chops 140 in half.
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March 11, 2010 2:44 p.m. John Brown SuperDork
Chuck Norris didn't blow the candles out on his 70th birthday cake, they exhausted themselves in fear.
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March 11, 2010 2:45 p.m. Strike_Zero Reader
In reply to cwh:
We like you too Chuck
