It was announced today that web designers and administrators can now face the death penalty for committing certain sins. For instance, if you force me to fill out a form to contact you instead of just giving me an e-mail address, you could be killed. Or, if after I fill out said form, you decide you don't like how I formatted my phone number and you delete everything I spent an hour typing and tell me to do it again, BAM!, straight to the electric chair.
They are rapidly expanding the list of punishable offenses, adding common sins like flash intros that you cannot skip, having Palau in your state list, and allowing Netflix anywhere near your code. If you have any more to add, list them here and i will make sure they get passed along to the proper, completely imaginary, web supreme court and enforcement division.
