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  • turboswede

    Feb. 15, 2011 6:33 p.m. turboswede SuperDork

    http://news.opb.org/article/63042-hospital-sent-emt-assist-victim-parking-garage/

    Synopsis:

    Dude has chest pains and drives himself to the ER at a local hospital to get it looked at. Has a major heart attack as he's pulling into the parking lot, crashes into a light pole.

    Twenty minutes later, someone notices and calls police, who were nearby dealing with another accident (pretty common near there thanks to the mall, lightrail and generally poor and confused drivers in the area of the hospital)

    One of the officers pull the guy out of the car, he's without pulse and is not breathing, so one officer begins CPR while the partner runs into the ER to get help.

    Someone in the ER tells the officer to call an ambulance. The officer believes that no one is coming to help. In fact, someone in the ER was tracking down an EMT that was on scene and sending them out to assist the patient and get them into the ER, while the officer was calling for an ambulance.

    EMT heads out to the patient, takes over for the Officers and brings the patient into the ER, where he's pronounced dead within 20-30 minutes.

    The patient's family is not happy with this explanation and will be suing the hospital. I suspect there will be a quiet settlement coming from this.

    What's interesting is that, no one has bothered (until this article) to focus on the fact that the poor bastard was sitting in his car for twenty minutes before anyone arrived to help. He was probably dead when he hit the damned pole. Autopsy results might be interesting to see as to when the patient might have died or how bad the heart attack was.

    Bottom line, don't drive yourself to the hospital if you're having chest pains.

    The fact that the wife said that she should have driven him to the hospital on camera will hurt her case quiet a bit (that and being Hispanic and unable to speak English, unfortunately.)

  • Appleseed

    Feb. 15, 2011 6:50 p.m. Appleseed SuperDork

    turboswede wrote:

    Bottom line, drive yourself into the hospital if you're having chest pains.

    Fixed.

  • turboswede

    Feb. 15, 2011 7:00 p.m. turboswede SuperDork

    Good point.

    Or you could be a lazy bastige and call for an Ambulance for door to door delivery :)

    Mmmmm, delivery.....

  • Woody

    Feb. 15, 2011 7:53 p.m. Woody SuperDork

    I had a patient with chest pain who drove herself over the town line and then dialed 911, because she knew that the ambulance in her town wouldn't take her to the hospital that she wanted to go to. She actually drove herself further away from that hospital, which was the fourth closest anyway.

    People are dumb.

  • EastCoastMojo

    Feb. 15, 2011 8:03 p.m. EastCoastMojo SuperDork

    There are no actual hornets in this thread.

  • mad_machine

    Feb. 15, 2011 8:06 p.m. mad_machine SuperDork

    you know.. if I am having chest pains and drive myself to the hospital.. I might not actually look for a parking spot and just leave it outside

  • doc_speeder

    Feb. 15, 2011 9:21 p.m. doc_speeder Reader

    My wife and I both worked in emergency services dispatch for a few years. We had a saying: Bad things happen to stupid people. (The assumed part is that bad things also happen to the non-stupid, but not as often or predictably).

  • carguy123

    Feb. 15, 2011 9:36 p.m. carguy123 SuperDork

    Now the thread is honest and complete

  • akamcfly

    Feb. 16, 2011 7:20 a.m. akamcfly Reader

    EastCoastMojo wrote:

    There are no actual hornets in this thread.

  • pinchvalve

    Feb. 16, 2011 8:22 a.m. pinchvalve SuperDork

    I kept waiting for the hornets to come out of the guy. What a letdown.

  • 1988RedT2

    Feb. 16, 2011 8:25 a.m. 1988RedT2 Dork

    carguy123 wrote:

    Now the thread is honest and complete

    Thank you! That is a nice nest! You wanna throw rocks at it?

  • carguy123

    Feb. 16, 2011 9:57 a.m. carguy123 SuperDork

    1988RedT2 wrote:

    carguy123 wrote:

    Now the thread is honest and complete

    Thank you! That is a nice nest! You wanna throw rocks at it?

    Maybe with some sort of launcher from a very great distance!

    Can you imagine the horde that would come out of that? Or would it?

    Not knowing much about hornets I wonder if that is that a multi year nest that is basically solid and unused in the center. Even so the larger the circumference the more room for the pesky flying critters.

  • ansonivan

    Feb. 16, 2011 9:57 a.m. ansonivan HalfDork

    pinchvalve wrote:

    I kept waiting for the hornets to come out of the guy. What a letdown.

    I was expecting the hornets to erupt from the light pole.

  • mad_machine

    Feb. 16, 2011 1:20 p.m. mad_machine SuperDork

    1988RedT2 wrote:

    carguy123 wrote:

    Now the thread is honest and complete

    Thank you! That is a nice nest! You wanna throw rocks at it?

    no.. but I bet a .22 from some distance would be fun

  • Conquest351

    Feb. 16, 2011 1:26 p.m. Conquest351 New Reader

    mad_machine wrote:

    1988RedT2 wrote:

    carguy123 wrote:

    Now the thread is honest and complete

    Thank you! That is a nice nest! You wanna throw rocks at it?

    no.. but I bet a .22 from some distance would be fun

    12 Gauge. Moar deaded per shot. LOL

  • BoxheadTim

    Feb. 16, 2011 2:14 p.m. BoxheadTim SuperDork

    Conquest351 wrote:

    12 Gauge. Not enough deaded per shot. OWW

    Fixed that for ya'

  • cxhb

    Feb. 16, 2011 2:30 p.m. cxhb HalfDork

    mad_machine wrote:

    1988RedT2 wrote:

    carguy123 wrote:

    Now the thread is honest and complete

    Thank you! That is a nice nest! You wanna throw rocks at it?

    no.. but I bet a .22 from some distance would be fun

    I'd probably just set it on fire. The whole tree if I had to. That thing is massive.

  • captainzib

    Feb. 16, 2011 2:43 p.m. captainzib HalfDork

    Paint balls to a hornet's nest are fun. Tiny entry hole, massive exit hole, lots of pissed off hornets that don't know where the attack is coming from, (if you're far enough away).

  • Giant Purple Snorklewacker

    Feb. 16, 2011 3:09 p.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork

    Paintball! Nice. I would set up a screened in tent as a shooting blind so I could mock them and spray them with carb cleaner from relative safety.

  • porksboy

    Feb. 16, 2011 6:51 p.m. porksboy SuperDork

    Word to the wise, If you have chest pains call the damned amulance and let them triage you on the way. Less wait time. As for the hornets nest I have a potato gun that I would use. I can shoot flaming tennis balls with it.

  • carguy123

    Feb. 16, 2011 9:13 p.m. carguy123 SuperDork

    porksboy wrote:

    As for the hornets nest I have a potato gun that I would use. I can shoot flaming tennis balls with it.

    Will you marry me?

  • 914Driver

    Feb. 17, 2011 5:59 a.m. 914Driver SuperDork

    I don't recall the movie, but a guy wanted to get rid of birds for a wedding in his yard that day so he strapped a pack of firecrackers to an arrow and launched it into the tree.

    They left.

    Maybe a flu flu with a blunt tip would stop in the middle of the nest.

  • akamcfly

    Feb. 17, 2011 7:30 a.m. akamcfly Reader

    carguy123 wrote:

    porksboy wrote:

    As for the hornets nest I have a potato gun that I would use. I can shoot flaming tennis balls with it.

    Will you marry me?

 
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