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  • Ignorant

    Jan. 23, 2011 6:51 p.m. Ignorant SuperDork

    Dear new upstairs neighbor..

    I understand we are living in an old apartment building and sound carries easy. I also understand that my 2 year old can yell a lot sometimes and its not easy on the ears.

    But.

    WTF is with the richard marx 24 hours a day at super loud volumes. Richard Marx, really? Seriously?

    Ohh wait.. It just switched songs. It's now a 98 degrees song.

    You know I am surprised that you get as much "nocturnal relations" time as you do with this choice of music. And.. I know exactly how many relations you have had since moving in, most of the county does.

    Sincerly

    Your neighbor..

    P.S. Your bed springs need oil.

  • Auto ADD

    Jan. 23, 2011 6:55 p.m. Auto ADD Dork

    The joys of apartment living.

  • byron12

    Jan. 23, 2011 6:55 p.m. byron12 New Reader

    Who the hell is Richard Marx?

  • byron12

    Jan. 23, 2011 6:57 p.m. byron12 New Reader

    Never mind google is not my friend.

  • JFX001

    Jan. 23, 2011 6:59 p.m. JFX001 SuperDork

    In reply to Ignorant:

    Haters be hatin'.

  • Ignorant

    Jan. 23, 2011 7:05 p.m. Ignorant SuperDork

    Let me set the scene..

    Large shaved head black guy who has a friend in a curly haired older woman who's stomach sticks out as far as her boobs..

    both about 50.

  • 1988RedT2

    Jan. 23, 2011 7:17 p.m. 1988RedT2 HalfDork

    You're in the perfect position to take advantage of the drop in real estate prices. No house to sell at depressed prices. Buy a home!

  • Ignorant

    Jan. 23, 2011 7:24 p.m. Ignorant SuperDork

    1988RedT2 wrote:

    You're in the perfect position to take advantage of the drop in real estate prices. No house to sell at depressed prices. Buy a home!

    Ha.. I know. I sold my house in 2009, moved and joined a program at a company where I move every 8 months. Finally getting out of the program.. Though, I am alittle gunshy about buying a house again. I took a small bath on the last one and sold all my tools etc.. to be part of this program.

    I'm moving across the country in June, I think.

    Curently he is playing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwajTekSAcM

    UGH!

  • stuart in mn

    Jan. 23, 2011 7:46 p.m. stuart in mn SuperDork

    They don't strike me as the typical Richard Marx demographic.

  • gamby

    Jan. 23, 2011 10:32 p.m. gamby SuperDork

    Auto ADD wrote:

    The joys of apartment living.

    I hope I never have to do it again.

  • Auto ADD

    Jan. 23, 2011 10:48 p.m. Auto ADD Dork

    gamby wrote:

    Auto ADD wrote:

    The joys of apartment living.

    I hope I never have to do it again.

    I just want to get out.

  • alex

    Jan. 23, 2011 10:52 p.m. alex SuperDork

    stuart in mn wrote:

    They don't strike me as the typical Richard Marx demographic.

    One of my favorite random bar moments was watching a 300#, 6.5' hulk of dark skinned Dominican dude wailing 'Don't Stop Believin'' in falsetto at the top of his lungs.

  • mtn

    Jan. 24, 2011 12:12 a.m. mtn SuperDork

    Auto ADD wrote:

    gamby wrote:

    Auto ADD wrote:

    The joys of apartment living.

    I hope I never have to do it again.

    I just want to get out.

    I will be pretty upset if I'm living in an apartment for more than 3 years after college. I want a garage.

  • Woody

    Jan. 24, 2011 8:39 a.m. Woody SuperDork

    Be thankful that he doesn't have a dartboard.

  • Giant Purple Snorklewacker

    Jan. 24, 2011 8:42 a.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork

    Ignorant wrote:

    a curly haired older woman who's stomach sticks out as far as her boobs..

    To save you extra typing in the future - this anatomical feature is referred to as a "gunt".

  • MrJoshua

    Jan. 24, 2011 9:25 a.m. MrJoshua SuperDork

    You need a mix tape(ha!) of gettin it on songs to blast whenever you hear him breaking the bedsprings. Start with classy stuff like "Lets get it on", move to cheesy with "Why don't we get drunk and Screw", and then finish with songs like NIN's "I want to berkeley you like an animal".

    Best done at times when your 2 year old is not home of course.

  • 1988RedT2

    Jan. 24, 2011 10:53 a.m. 1988RedT2 HalfDork

    MrJoshua wrote:

    You need a mix tape(ha!) of gettin it on songs to blast whenever you hear him breaking the bedsprings. Start with classy stuff like "Lets get it on", move to cheesy with "Why don't we get drunk and Screw", and then finish with songs like NIN's "I want to berkeley you like an animal".

    Best done at times when your 2 year old is not home of course.

    +1

  • Chebbie_SB

    Jan. 24, 2011 11:14 a.m. Chebbie_SB HalfDork

    Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

    Ignorant wrote:

    a curly haired older woman who's stomach sticks out as far as her boobs..

    To save you extra typing in the future - this anatomical feature is referred to as a "gunt".

    My friend Vivie calls this FUPA = Full Upper Pelvic (or Bob Costas) Area, I guess it doesn't matter what you call it as long as it doesn't come running !

  • Appleseed

    Jan. 24, 2011 2:02 p.m. Appleseed SuperDork

    No, no, no, that's F.U.P. Pronounced Fup, like pup. Stands for Fat Upper Bob Costas.

    Play nothing but the first half of Frank Zappa's "Apostrophe" at top volume. They might quit.

  • sachilles

    Jan. 24, 2011 2:42 p.m. sachilles Dork

    Just go talk to the dude, strike up a conversation. Casually mention that you'd gladly buy him a new box spring if he wants. That will get the message across that sound travels.

 
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