http://www.buzzfeed.com/willio/pet-hippos-the-new-dogs-of-south-africa-460x
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Nov. 4, 2011 7:44 p.m. JoeyM SuperDork
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Nov. 4, 2011 7:49 p.m. fasted58 SuperDork
might sound all cute n cool until they poop... n them ain't gonna be like rabbit pellets
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Nov. 4, 2011 7:57 p.m. porksboy SuperDork
My first girlfriend was a hippo. Hey, it was a small town and not many girls to chose from. We did do some heavy petting. I'm just sayin.
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Nov. 4, 2011 8:24 p.m. 1988RedT2 Dork
Oh, hippOs. I thought you said hippIEs. I always wanted a pet hippie.
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Nov. 4, 2011 8:27 p.m. JoeyM SuperDork
fasted58 wrote:
might sound all cute n cool until they poop... n them ain't gonna be like rabbit pellets
Sure, that would be a pain to clean up....I'm scared of the size of those teeth, though!!!
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Nov. 4, 2011 8:58 p.m. mtn SuperDork
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Nov. 4, 2011 9:16 p.m. Toyman01 SuperDork
Rated number 5 on the list of deadliest animals. Right behind crocodiles and elephants. I think I'll pass.
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Nov. 4, 2011 9:59 p.m. MrJoshua SuperDork
Hippo shmippo! A real man owns a Hyena!
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Nov. 4, 2011 10:28 p.m. MitchellC Dork
White people.
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Nov. 4, 2011 10:49 p.m. Trans_Maro Dork
1988RedT2 wrote:
Oh, hippOs. I thought you said hippIEs. I always wanted a pet hippie.
UGh, those things smell awful.
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Nov. 4, 2011 11:52 p.m. DoctorBlade Dork
That'd scare a burglar. Or at least confuse him long enough for the police to get there.
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Nov. 5, 2011 12:40 a.m. gamby SuperDork
I will admit, that's a pretty awesome hippo. That said, if she decides to go on a rampage, no one survives. They may be cute, but they are also pretty scary when they're on the offensive.
...and then there's the aforementioned poop issue. I mean, sometimes my 2 cats out out a lot in the fecal dept. But a hippo?!
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Nov. 5, 2011 10:16 p.m. SVreX SuperDork
DoctorBlade wrote:
That'd scare a burglar. Or at least confuse him long enough for the police to get there.
You mean the pet hippO, or the pet hippIE??
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Nov. 6, 2011 1:10 p.m. RealMiniDriver Dork
Trans_Maro wrote:
1988RedT2 wrote:
Oh, hippOs. I thought you said hippIEs. I always wanted a pet hippie.
UGh, those things smell awful.
You know how to keep a Hippie from stealing your money?
Hide it under the soap.

