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  • JoeyM

    Nov. 4, 2011 7:44 p.m. JoeyM SuperDork

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/willio/pet-hippos-the-new-dogs-of-south-africa-460x

  • Nov. 4, 2011 7:49 p.m. fasted58 SuperDork

    might sound all cute n cool until they poop... n them ain't gonna be like rabbit pellets

  • porksboy

    Nov. 4, 2011 7:57 p.m. porksboy SuperDork

    My first girlfriend was a hippo. Hey, it was a small town and not many girls to chose from. We did do some heavy petting. I'm just sayin.

  • 1988RedT2

    Nov. 4, 2011 8:24 p.m. 1988RedT2 Dork

    Oh, hippOs. I thought you said hippIEs. I always wanted a pet hippie.

  • JoeyM

    Nov. 4, 2011 8:27 p.m. JoeyM SuperDork

    fasted58 wrote:

    might sound all cute n cool until they poop... n them ain't gonna be like rabbit pellets

    Sure, that would be a pain to clean up....I'm scared of the size of those teeth, though!!!

  • mtn

    Nov. 4, 2011 8:58 p.m. mtn SuperDork

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA7iAMTAWHM

  • Toyman01

    Nov. 4, 2011 9:16 p.m. Toyman01 SuperDork

    Rated number 5 on the list of deadliest animals. Right behind crocodiles and elephants. I think I'll pass.

  • MrJoshua

    Nov. 4, 2011 9:59 p.m. MrJoshua SuperDork

    Hippo shmippo! A real man owns a Hyena!

  • MitchellC

    Nov. 4, 2011 10:28 p.m. MitchellC Dork

    White people.

  • Trans_Maro

    Nov. 4, 2011 10:49 p.m. Trans_Maro Dork

    1988RedT2 wrote:

    Oh, hippOs. I thought you said hippIEs. I always wanted a pet hippie.

    UGh, those things smell awful.

  • DoctorBlade

    Nov. 4, 2011 11:52 p.m. DoctorBlade Dork

    That'd scare a burglar. Or at least confuse him long enough for the police to get there.

  • gamby

    Nov. 5, 2011 12:40 a.m. gamby SuperDork

    I will admit, that's a pretty awesome hippo. That said, if she decides to go on a rampage, no one survives. They may be cute, but they are also pretty scary when they're on the offensive.

    ...and then there's the aforementioned poop issue. I mean, sometimes my 2 cats out out a lot in the fecal dept. But a hippo?!

  • SVreX

    Nov. 5, 2011 10:16 p.m. SVreX SuperDork

    DoctorBlade wrote:

    That'd scare a burglar. Or at least confuse him long enough for the police to get there.

    You mean the pet hippO, or the pet hippIE??

  • RealMiniDriver

    Nov. 6, 2011 1:10 p.m. RealMiniDriver Dork

    Trans_Maro wrote:

    1988RedT2 wrote:

    Oh, hippOs. I thought you said hippIEs. I always wanted a pet hippie.

    UGh, those things smell awful.

    You know how to keep a Hippie from stealing your money?

    Hide it under the soap.

 
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