Here is evidence to support my "Charlie Sheen is pulling a giant Andy-Kaufman-prank on the country" theory (very funny):
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bfb12aea47/charlie-sheen-s-winning-recipes
My theory goes like this: Charlie Sheen has a wild coke-fueled party in Vegas with two porn starlets. People ask him why he would want to do such a thing and accuse him of being crazy because of it. Charlie thinks: "Wait, people seriously wonder why I would want to berkeley porn starlets in Vegas? These people must be messed with."
Yes, he's still on coke. He knows it's not good for him. He doesn't care. He denies it because it fuels more controversy and ratings. When the ratings start to drop, then he will admit he's still doing drugs and milk everyone's sympathy.

