The_Jed wrote:I'm usually a VERY patient guy, but I would've had the irresistible urge (after the 3rd or 4th top off) to reach over and dip her cell phone in the soda.
FTFY
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Jan. 11, 2012 9:50 a.m. EvanB SuperDork
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Jan. 11, 2012 10:18 a.m. poopshovel SuperDork
Number 220 on the list of "Reasons why I'm happy I live way the berkeley outside Atlanta:"
Having driven through the sea of "I know you aint finnuh tryne pass me!" berkeleytards in East Atlanta on the way back from our vacation, I finally accepted the fact that I was going to have to stop for gas. Figured I'd grab some lunch at MacDizzles while I was at it, and with the drive-fr00 jammed up with the same numbtards I'd been battling for the last hour, I decided to go in. Big mistake.
After placing my order (they were "out" of a bunch of E36 M3 by the way,) I stood patiently, away from the line, letting people order their food. When they called out "Numbuh sebenty ate!" I started to approach the counter, when this 300lb. pile of E36 M3 bowled her way in front of me. "Excuse me, ma'am" I say in a clear voice. Nothin. "Ma'am, that's mine" I say, much louder this time. Then I see her reach her ginormous bear claw INTO MY berkeleyING BAG, at which point I say "DUDE, which part of THAT'S_MINE didn't you understand?"
I waited while they made me a new order, after explaining I didn't know what kind of berkeleyed up diseases the manimal that stuck her paws in my bag was carrying.
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Jan. 11, 2012 12:53 p.m. Twin_Cam SuperDork
poopshovel wrote: Figured I'd grab some lunch at MacDizzles while I was at it
Mistake #1
