Women are actually turning into good drivers

So, if you are a good driver watch out for women turning.

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving

You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

On the scale of Puritan to out of work Siberian miner. How drunk are you?

The0retical said:

On the scale of Puritan to out of work Siberian miner. How drunk are you?

He's in Canada, now what's changed there just recently...

There it is! The pot jokes are now on Canada instead of Colorado! Woooooo!

I'm gonna hang on to that skydiving joke. It's quality stuff.

And landing you can walk away from is a good one.

And landing you can still use the plane afterwards  is a great one.

In reply to Keith Tanner :

Dude, you're a Canadian transplant to Colorado.  Apparently getting high is your destiny.

Shut up shut up shut up

Keith Tanner said:

Shut up shut up shut up

Wow.. Someone needs to learn how to mellow out....  Maaaaaannnn..

Keith Tanner said:

Shut up shut up shut up

just remember, the pot doesn't call anyone....

In reply to Appleseed :

My favorite quotes from an old commercial aircraft mechanic:

Tight is tight 

Too tight is broken.

Crossthread: It's better than no thread.

There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky.

The average human has less than two legs and less than two arms.

Sorry guys. Couple of nights with no sleep and I reduced the quality of discourse here by several degree. I feel shame.

Not really.

Keith Tanner said:

The average human has less than two legs and less than two arms.

The average human has one testicle.

It's fast, just takes a while to get to fast.

aircooled said:

Keith Tanner said:

The average human has less than two legs and less than two arms.

The average human has one testicle.

*Less than one testicle. Cancer's a bitch.

from my 4 year old son out of nowhere last week:

Dad - whats my favorite kind of boat? A paddillac.

Wow.  Things were pretty messed up up there.  Now, no one will care to fix it.

I am more of a beer guy anyway. Never really understood the national rush to get the whole country stoned. I tried it in college and I remember doing a lot of puffing to feel an effect. Then 15 years later when I first got married I tried it again on a sandy beach in the sun. I was frightened to move it hit me so hard. I remember thinking it was not the same stuff as what I had tried the first go round. Now 18 years on I can't imagine how powerful it must be. It seems to me that if you are smoking dope nowadays you can't just be a little stoned. You are probably seriously berkeleyed up, and going about your daily business because hey, its legal now. All good. 

bearmtnmartin said:

I am more of a beer guy anyway. Never really understood the national rush to get the whole country stoned. I tried it in college and I remember doing a lot of puffing to feel an effect. Then 15 years later when I first got married I tried it again on a sandy beach in the sun. I was frightened to move it hit me so hard. I remember thinking it was not the same stuff as what I had tried the first go round. Now 18 years on I can't imagine how powerful it must be. It seems to me that if you are smoking dope nowadays you can't just be a little stoned. You are probably seriously berkeleyed up, and going about your daily business because hey, its legal now. All good. 

Absolutely couldn't be further from the truth. 

You can choose how much you smoke, just like you can choose how much you drink. 

In reply to z31maniac :

And just like there are a million different kinds of beer in the world, there are a million different kinds of weed. And like beer, they're all a bit different. 

That above comparison has me thinking Coors Light vs. Molson XXX or a Belgian Quad. 

So smokers will take a few puffs and put it away? Who drinks half a can of beer and saves the rest for later?