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  • Wally

    April 15, 2011 11:13 a.m. Wally SuperDork

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2011/04/14/2011-04-14_accused_killer_stuf...

    Accused killer Christopher Jackson told cops he stuffed a T-shirt inside his grandmother's mouth and secured it with rubber bands to suffocate her before getting high and wolfing down six waffles.

    In a series of bizarre and conflicting statements, Jackson first claimed Rosemary Little, 62, fell down a flight of stairs and then tried to convince cops she had her identity taken over by a 24-year-old woman.

    "I didn't call for help because nobody would believe me and that they would think I am responsible for mom's death," Jackson told detectives Tuesday after Little's body was found wrapped in a blanket in a basement storage space at her Jamaica, Queens, home.

    Jackson, 26, was held without bail on charges of second-degree murder and tampering with evidence following an arraignment in Queens Criminal Court Wednesday.

    "This is a sad case in which a vibrant woman's life was allegedly taken far too soon by a young man who in the process ended up throwing away the rest of his own life," said Queens District Attorney Richard Brown.

    Prosecutors say that around 8 a.m. Monday Jackson got into a heated argument over his pot smoking with the churchgoing woman who'd raised him after his mother died while he was still a youngster.

    He stuffed the T-shirt into her mouth and held it shut with rubber bands used to keep kitchen cabinets closed, they say. Her wrists were bound with duct tape he found in a closet.

    In an interview with detectives from the 103rd Precinct, Jackson said he ate the waffles around 2 p.m. Monday while smoking three marijuana joints, according to Assistant District Attorney Matthew Sweet.

    Later, he told cops Little fell down stairs. He claimed he removed a blanket from her her bed and wrapped her in it but denied using duct tape.

    Finally, around 11 a.m. Tuesday, Jackson claimed he killed his grandmother because a younger woman had assumed her identity.

    "I did this to her because of the identities," he said. "I put a white T-shirt in her mouth to keep her quiet after she fell down the stairs..I got the scratches on my head when I was cleaning the house."

    Little worked as a legal secretary at a Manhattan law firm. When she failed to show up for work Monday, a co-worker contacted her sister, Denize Brewer, who lived upstairs. Brewer discovered her sister's body in the basement.

  • AngryCorvair

    April 15, 2011 12:35 p.m. AngryCorvair SuperDork

    six waffles? what the hell is wrong with that guy?

  • April 15, 2011 1:10 p.m. z31maniac SuperDork

    Murdering folks will build up your appetite.

  • pilotbraden

    April 15, 2011 1:14 p.m. pilotbraden HalfDork

    It also took 3 marihuana joints to settle his nerves.

  • HunterJP

    April 15, 2011 1:26 p.m. HunterJP Reader

    "He claimed he removed a blanket from her her bed and wrapped her in it but denied using duct tape."

    Yeah, I killed her, and wrapped her in the blanket. But I DID NOT use duct tape.

  • stuart in mn

    April 15, 2011 1:51 p.m. stuart in mn SuperDork

    Link to story

    HOUSTON, April 13 (UPI) -- Houston police say they've arrested twin brothers who allegedly left their mother lying on the floor of their home after a fall for three days until she died.

    Twins Edward and Edwin Berndt, 48, told police their mother fell on Jan. 10 while delusional and claiming someone was going to break into the house, The Houston Chronicle reported Tuesday. Police said the brothers, deciding they did not have money for medical treatment, left their mother on the floor without food or water where she died three days later.

    For almost three months, police said, the brothers continued to live in the home with their mother's decomposing body on the floor until a concerned neighbor called police Monday. The Berndt twins were arrested and charged with felony murder.

    They reportedly told investigators they had not left the house for three months, surviving on a diet of potato chips, candy and popcorn.

    "They didn't seem to have any real remorse for their mother," Houston police Sgt. R. Torres said. "I think they were more concerned with what was going to happen to them."

    If you look at their mug shots in the news story, it appears they also survived for three months without shampoo.

  • Lesley

    April 15, 2011 2:02 p.m. Lesley SuperDork

    Oh c'mon, I could probably eat six waffles. If they were like, Eggo-size.

  • Duke

    April 15, 2011 2:08 p.m. Duke SuperDork

    stuart in mn wrote:

    Link to story

    If you look at their mug shots in the news story, it appears they also survived for three months without shampoo.

    Not to be an ass, or anything, but I suspect the human race will be a tad better off without all three of those people.

  • dogbreath

    April 15, 2011 2:10 p.m. dogbreath New Reader

    Lesley wrote:

    Oh c'mon, I could probably eat six waffles. If they were like, Eggo-size.

    Eggo is definitely the choice of a post-marijuana/post-homicide waffle binge. Who wants to wait for a waffle iron? You can just microwave a box of Eggoes at once and be done with it.

  • 16vCorey

    April 15, 2011 2:16 p.m. 16vCorey SuperDork

    Lesley wrote:

    Oh c'mon, I could probably eat six waffles. If they were like, Eggo-size.

    That's what I was thinking. I could take down six frozen style waffles easily.

  • WilberM3

    April 15, 2011 3:53 p.m. WilberM3 HalfDork

    dogbreath wrote:

    Lesley wrote:

    Oh c'mon, I could probably eat six waffles. If they were like, Eggo-size.

    Eggo is definitely the choice of a post-marijuana/post-homicide waffle binge. Who wants to wait for a waffle iron? You can just microwave a box of Eggoes at once and be done with it.

    my new favorite is eggo's French Toast Waffles. you only get 8 instead of 10 per but theyre so buttery, cakey good its worth it.

  • April 15, 2011 3:56 p.m. mndsm SuperDork

    I'm picky about my waffles, I like the really extra malty belgian ones.

  • AngryCorvair

    April 15, 2011 3:57 p.m. AngryCorvair SuperDork

    "dude, i'm so hungry i could whack my grandma!"

    and now that i've typed it, i realize that one of her normal grandkids is going to google her name and find this thread. so, RIP Rosemary Little.

  • Karl La Follette

    April 15, 2011 4:13 p.m. Karl La Follette Dork

    Roscoes chix and waffles ALMS Long Beach this weekend

  • RX Reven'

    April 15, 2011 5:37 p.m. RX Reven' Reader

    WilberM3 wrote:

    dogbreath wrote:

    Lesley wrote:

    Oh c'mon, I could probably eat six waffles. If they were like, Eggo-size.

    Eggo is definitely the choice of a post-marijuana/post-homicide waffle binge. Who wants to wait for a waffle iron? You can just microwave a box of Eggoes at once and be done with it.

    my new favorite is eggo's French Toast Waffles. you only get 8 instead of 10 per but theyre so buttery, cakey good its worth it.

    I know, I was so annoyed that there were only eight rather than ten waffles that decided to buy the raw ingredients and make them myself until I noticed that the five pound bags of flour are now four pounds.

    This news article about shrinking portion sizes has really got me concerned about where, as a society, we are headed.

  • integraguy

    April 15, 2011 7:01 p.m. integraguy Dork

    I actually heard it recently on a "cop" show (Law and Order, or something like that.....maybe Bones?) that committing a serious crime often does make folks ravenous. Of course, there are times I could eat 6 waffles after getting up late on a saturday morning.

  • gamby

    April 15, 2011 8:46 p.m. gamby SuperDork

    WilberM3 wrote:

    dogbreath wrote:

    Lesley wrote:

    Oh c'mon, I could probably eat six waffles. If they were like, Eggo-size.

    Eggo is definitely the choice of a post-marijuana/post-homicide waffle binge. Who wants to wait for a waffle iron? You can just microwave a box of Eggoes at once and be done with it.

    my new favorite is eggo's French Toast Waffles. you only get 8 instead of 10 per but theyre so buttery, cakey good its worth it.

    Dude--six of those don't even sound like a challenge. If it were after a bike (bicycle) ride, I wouldn't even blink at it.

 
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