You cannot un-know this.

There are NASCAR romance novels.

You may search for a link, I don't have the heart to do it.

Oh yeah, I'd heard about this. They are apparently marketed to lovelorn redneck women.

It makes sense though. All they're doing is combining stupid and stupid, and marketing it to stupid.

The same ones who'd pay good money for jewelled and beaded lanyards

"Hey yall watch this..." [sound of sheep bleeting in the back ground]

Yeah what kind of moron would shell out money for a stupid lanyard advertising some motorsport that everyone else thinks is stupid.

(I keed. I keed.)

What, you'd rather the GRM ones be jeweled and beaded?

What ever happened to Kurt Bush? Did he imlode? They should make a movie: "NASCAR Kid Implodes." Maybe a Made for TV movie. I used to have an autographed picture of him but now I can't find it. I actually think someone stole it. That's bizzare.

NASCAR Fans can read?????

I think that book is actually about me. The title leads me to believe so, anyway...

Clem "New" Sparks

JFX001 wrote: NASCAR Fans can read?????

Most of them...small words anyways...

Yeah, I saw those NASCAR 'romance' novels on a recent adventure to Borders. I almost spit my false teeth out, and then I remembered I don't have dentures yet.

JFX001 wrote: NASCAR Fans can read?????

Perhaps it's a coloring book.

Woodyhfd wrote: Perhaps it's a coloring book.

That would makes sense. Nascar fan like bright colors.

Maybe they should include a packet of Skittles with each book. Then readers can flush them down the toilet and feel like they're watching the action!

Woodyhfd wrote:

JFX001 wrote: NASCAR Fans can read?????

Perhaps it's a coloring book.

You guys crack me the berkeley up.

ClemSparks wrote: I think that book is actually about me.

[Carly Simon]You're so vain....[/Carly Simon]

edit: I tried this with the <> tags used by the current board, but they didn't show up.

nascrap said:Lucas pulled away from the curb and eased the powerful car through its gears. How was that possible? After nearly two decades she shouldn't still look like the teenager he'd taken to his bed for that one incredible night of foolish bliss. And yet, Kellie remained one ofthe most beautiful women he'd ever seen.

idiocracy is happening

Too funny.

Hey, I took a stock car driving school recently, with Derek Lynch, Canadian Tire NASCAR series driver. It was waaaaay too much fun. Don't knock it 'til y'all try it.

I'm sure it would be fun to drive.

...I'm not interested in watching people play golf though, either.

Lesley wrote: Don't knock it 'til y'all try it.

I've heard the same thing said about gay sex....

...I'm not interested in watching gay sex either.

Um, no, ew. Or watching any other kind either.

Lesley wrote: Don't knock it 'til y'all try it.

Sorry, I'd like to keep my IQ points at their respective medium-ish level.

Salanis wrote:

Woodyhfd wrote: Perhaps it's a coloring book.

That would makes sense. Nascar fan like bright colors. Maybe they should include a packet of Skittles with each book. Then readers can flush them down the toilet and feel like they're watching the action!

Hey! That's MY line!

And a mighty good line it is!

Worth repeating, in fact.