... you find a large, naked bodybuilder on your front porch.
http://news.yahoo.com/couple-badly-injured-bodybuilder-attack-032149667.html
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Dec. 6, 2011 8:39 a.m. 1988RedT2 SuperDork
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Dec. 6, 2011 8:45 a.m. GameboyRMH SuperDork
So they've got the Terminator in custody? Not for long...
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Dec. 6, 2011 9:09 a.m. Curmudgeon SuperDork
I think I'd have driven on down the street and called the po po.
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Dec. 6, 2011 9:15 a.m. foxtrapper SuperDork
I don't know the guy, but the claim is he's 300 lbs of body builder muscle.
Personally, I'd be less than inclined to start raising cain with something like that, especially if they are in that condition, on my front porch. Too many alarm bells would be going off in my head.
That just seems like a real good time to step back and call 911 from a discrete distance, and let them handle it.
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Dec. 6, 2011 9:48 a.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
I can't help but laugh at the idea of a naked body builder beating the crap out of people. I'm picturing him yelling like a pro wrestler and throwing leg locks and E36 M3.
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Dec. 6, 2011 9:59 a.m. Marjorie Suddard General Manager
I liked this comment:
I weight 300 hundred pounds, too. If they had come up on me laying naked on their porch, they'd be in even worse shape -- because they'd have died laughing.
Ah, internet commenters, you make me the laugh.
Margie
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Dec. 6, 2011 10:37 a.m. mad_machine SuperDork
so you do not invite a 300 pound naked bodybuilder in for breakfast?
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Dec. 6, 2011 10:42 a.m. aussiesmg SuperDork
9mm still wins
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Dec. 6, 2011 10:55 a.m. mndsm SuperDork
The first thing that popped into my head when reading this was whether or not dude was green.... because it sure sounded like the Incredible Hulk to me.
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Dec. 6, 2011 11:06 a.m. neon4891 SuperDork
mndsm wrote:
The first thing that popped into my head when reading this was whether or not dude was green.... because it sure sounded like the Incredible Hulk to me.
At least the hulk has the decency to keep his purple pants on.
But yeah, drive away and call 911.
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Dec. 6, 2011 11:13 a.m. pilotbraden Dork
neon4891 wrote:
mndsm wrote:
The first thing that popped into my head when reading this was whether or not dude was green.... because it sure sounded like the Incredible Hulk to me.
At least the hulk has the decency to keep his purple pants on.
But yeah, drive away and call 911.
Honk the car horn, make obscene gestures, get him to chase the car away from your house, then call the police.
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Dec. 6, 2011 2:02 p.m. Conquest351 HalfDork
aussiesmg wrote:
9mm still wins
Werd
