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  • confuZion3

    Nov. 10, 2009 7:24 p.m. confuZion3 SuperDork

    Miata. Um. With a hard top.

  • rmarkc

    Nov. 10, 2009 7:47 p.m. rmarkc Reader

    Pinchvalve knows what I'm talkin' about. I didn't even think about a van...great idea.
    If we're stealing vehicles, how about an armored car? They aren't 4wd (as far as I know) but they are already armored and probably diesel too. They even have gun ports built in. I sure see more of those than tanks around here.

    And any cash still in it would be usable for starting fires or TP. Hell, find some cans and some M80s and make some DIY grenades with the change.

  • M2Pilot

    Nov. 10, 2009 9:33 p.m. M2Pilot New Reader

    Spinout007 wrote:

    pinchvalve wrote:

    Always had a thing for those armored ferrets. Aux flame thrower FTW!

    I don't think that's a Ferrett. They had 4 wheels on the ground. By the way,have you ever tried crawling into & getting out of the driver's seat for a Ferrett? You'd have to be short & slight to get in before the Zombies are all over your ass.

  • Spinout007

    Nov. 10, 2009 9:41 p.m. Spinout007 Reader

    M2Pilot wrote:

    Spinout007 wrote:

    pinchvalve wrote:

    Always had a thing for those armored ferrets. Aux flame thrower FTW!

    I don't think that's a Ferrett. They had 4 wheels on the ground. By the way,have you ever tried crawling into & getting out of the driver's seat for a Ferrett? You'd have to be short & slight to get in before the Zombies are all over your ass.

    I think you may be right on the ferret part having 4 wheels. Yup you are. And yeah u've gotta be little to get into one quickly. Then again, I'd prob just hijack one of these and get the job do ne. If the zombies attacked, there would prob be one sitting on the ground ready to roll.

  • Giant Purple Snorklewacker

    Nov. 10, 2009 9:42 p.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker Dork

    pinchvalve wrote:

    Now we are getting somewhere.

  • confuZion3

    Nov. 10, 2009 9:58 p.m. confuZion3 SuperDork

    How about an army of these? They could be made for $2,000 a pop.

  • poopshovel

    Nov. 11, 2009 8:26 a.m. poopshovel UltraDork

    Well, since no one is paying attention to the berkeleying budget:

    ...or better yet:

    Pretty sure zombies can't swim.

  • Gearheadotaku

    Nov. 11, 2009 1:31 p.m. Gearheadotaku Reader

    Anybody read world war Z?

  • JohnGalt

    Nov. 11, 2009 2:03 p.m. JohnGalt Reader

    Their is only one car that can outrun evil...

  • Tommy Suddard

    Nov. 11, 2009 3:14 p.m. Tommy Suddard SonDork

    In reply to Gearheadotaku:

    Yes. The Zombie Survival guide was good, too.

  • rmarkc

    Nov. 11, 2009 7:45 p.m. rmarkc Reader

    poopshovel wrote:

    ...or better yet:

    Pretty sure zombies can't swim.

    Ummm... Land of the Dead - they don't swim but they do sink and walk across the borrom of a river.
    Zombi 2 - video evidence of a zombie fighting a shark after harassing a SCUBA diver.

  • GlennS

    Nov. 11, 2009 7:59 p.m. GlennS HalfDork

    i think some people are forgetting the 2k barrier. A used high mileage apache helicopter in need of "some work" is worth at least 3k

  • Spinout007

    Nov. 11, 2009 8:05 p.m. Spinout007 Reader

    BAH I said outright STEAL! lol I've spent enough time around the flight line of a military base I can get by without drawing too much attention till it's to late! lol besides they would be more worried about the zombies than me.

  • Tetzuoe

    Nov. 11, 2009 8:07 p.m. Tetzuoe Reader

    k, budget minded. DUMP TRUCK! http://www.govdeals.com/eas/itmDisplay.cfm?itemID=159&acctID=300 just need to pull an A-team on it with some welders and you're set,

  • neon4891

    Nov. 11, 2009 8:57 p.m. neon4891 UltraDork

    Tetzuoe wrote:

    k, budget minded. DUMP TRUCK! http://www.govdeals.com/eas/itmDisplay.cfm?itemID=159&acctID=300 just need to pull an A-team on it with some welders and you're set,

    FTW!!!

  • geomiata

    Nov. 11, 2009 9:29 p.m. geomiata Reader

    Great ideas but here is one that will blow your minds. While everyone else is gathering diesel and gasoline, i will be out gathering bbq tanks for my propane powered camper van.

    think this plus equals win. just weld up all windows and call it a day

  • geomiata

    Nov. 11, 2009 9:30 p.m. geomiata Reader

    And in budget

  • DoctorBlade

    Nov. 11, 2009 9:46 p.m. DoctorBlade New Reader

    If I can steal it, that Minesweeper is excellent. I wish I could find a video of it in action.

  • Tommy Suddard

    Nov. 12, 2009 5:35 a.m. Tommy Suddard SonDork

    I think propane would be the easiest to maintain a steady supply of, even in a stage 3+ outbreak. The tanks are zombie proof, too.

  • 924guy

    Nov. 12, 2009 7:28 a.m. 924guy Dork

    cl add,

    its a diesel... use the other grand to add pointy things to the bottom and front and buy a high pressure air pump and tank for the air cannons to shoot glass fragments at said zombies...

  • John Brown

    Nov. 12, 2009 7:39 a.m. John Brown MegaDork

    No budget with Sea Zombies I am jumping aboard the USS Independence:

    Funny:

    Within budget:

  • Gearheadotaku

    Nov. 12, 2009 8:41 a.m. Gearheadotaku Reader

    So steal a minesweeper, power it with propane, (and propane accesories), ?, profit from being a zombie exterminator!

  • Tetzuoe

    Nov. 12, 2009 8:42 a.m. Tetzuoe Reader

    Id save the propane tanks for the ol "toss-an-shoot" from the bed of the dump truck you can get a nice arc.

    Plus, nothing says "get off of my truck" like a propane tank to the forehead.

  • John Brown

    Nov. 12, 2009 8:54 a.m. John Brown MegaDork

    Tetzuoe wrote:

    Plus, nothing says "get off of my truck" like a propane tank to the forehead.

    Thank you.

  • Tetzuoe

    Nov. 12, 2009 9:30 a.m. Tetzuoe Reader

    Im still trying to make this one work:

    you just cant get a batwing mower attachment for less than 1700.. that leaves no money for the tractor.

    bribes/theft is cheating

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