Marjorie Suddard wrote: I know I'm supposed to know what's going on and all, but I had no idea our readers had such cool rides posted. Margie (Oh, and edit: Are we going to broaden this discussion to include "yo momma" jokes? I love those.)
Yo Momma so stupid, when I pionted to a car and said "Meotter." She pionted to her pants and said "Mebeaver."
Yo mamma so ugly, she went on a blind date and the guy's dog ran away!
Yo mamma so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo mamma so hairy, when she's a-comin' the sheep go runnin'!
Yo mamma so ugly, when she was born the doc slapped her mamma!
J
Yo Momma so ugly, when she was born, her mother said 'oh, what a treasure we have.' Then her father says 'yeah, now lets bury it!'
Yo Momma so dumb she thought asphalt was a butt disease.
Yo mamma so ugly, she thinks you good lookin'!
J
Yo mamma is so fat, she has a smaller fat person orbiting around her.
Yo mama so fat, when she dances, she skips the band!!!
If bricks were ugliness yo mama could build the projects.
Your mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it!
seann wrote: Your mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it!
That was... fantastic. Musical genius.
Yo mamma so dumb, she tells 'yo mamma' jokes to you!
J
your moma got a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Your mama is so dumb she sold her car, for gas money!:grin:
Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house!
Yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles came out!
Yo momma so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!
Yo momma so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is change!
Yo momma so short, she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!
Your mother's a dirty whore! Your mother's a dirty whore! Your mother's a dirty whore! Your mother's a dirty whore! Your mother's a dirty whore!
Now watch, nobody will get the reference... :omg:
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Yo mamma's so fat, she wore a Malcom X t-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her
Yo momma's so stupid, she says "Am not" to R2 Yo momma thinks Jar Jar is full of pickles pickles
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy, she swam in the ocean and caused and oil slick!
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater!
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!
:evil: Your mother sews socks that smell! :evil:
Your mamas an extra on The Simpsons.
Mental wrote: Yo Momma so stupid, when I pionted to a car and said "Meotter." She pionted to her pants and said "Mebeaver.":grin:\
Yo Mama's so fat when she goes to the beach noone else gets a tan.
Yo mommas glasses are so thick, when she looks at Googlemaps she can see people waving at her.
Your mother thinks this thread is funny.
Yo momma so dumb, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's.
Yo momma so dumb, she saw a sign on the way to the airport that said, "Airport Left", and turned around and went home.
Yo momma so ugly, she made the ugly stick say, "Daaaaaaamn!".
Yo momma so ugly, she make a freight train take a dirt road.
