StarQuest content. Get a tissue ready.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/3986642696.html

Holy CRAP.

So... who wants a small blonde child? Low miles, learned to change tires this morning, not potty trained. 7k+ a ticket to SF..... willing to negotiate a car to transport him in with +cash on your end. I have a few to choose from....[URL=http://smg.photobucket.com/user/mndsm/media/IMG_20130815_084231_zpse2d33758.jpg.html][/URL]

"car is for sale for $7000 FIRM", but "willing to accept reasonable offer?" Kinda mixed messages there. Maybe he'd trade? mndsm, maybe you don't have to sell the kid...just give 'em to the guy with the Starquest.

tissue indeed

I think i've got a spare kidney that still works good, ought to be worth at least 7k. Can you still drink beer in large amounts with one kidney?

that's awesome.

06HHR wrote: I think i've got a spare kidney that still works good, ought to be worth at least 7k. Can you still drink beer in large amounts with one kidney?

Intake ability is not affected with one kidney. PROCESSING however- is a different story. You'd get poisoning much faster, as your liver can only move it out as fast as your kidneys can dump it.

In reply to mndsm:

ROFL!!!!

mndsm wrote: So... who wants a small blonde child? Low miles, learned to change tires this morning, not potty trained. 7k+ a ticket to SF..... willing to negotiate a car to transport him in with +cash on your end. I have a few to choose from....[URL=http://smg.photobucket.com/user/mndsm/media/IMG_20130815_084231_zpse2d33758.jpg.html][/URL]

Should totally be in the "say what" part of the magazine!

The girl...how much for the little girl? Your women. We want to buy your women.

Swank Force One wrote: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/3986642696.html Holy CRAP.

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