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July 8, 2011 2:17 p.m. Otto Maddox Dork

Honda CB750F
July 8, 2011 5:45 p.m. Capt Slow Dork

What a cold heartless harpy of a woman.
July 8, 2011 5:48 p.m. oldsaw SuperDork

It might be for sale right after the husband pays for the divorce filing.
July 9, 2011 11:35 a.m. Curmudgeon SuperDork

I believe this could be used as evidence of 'justifiable homicide'.
July 12, 2011 1:11 p.m. MitchellC Dork

Fixed:

"This woman was in great shape but has been sitting in our living room for the past couple of years. She will crank when she puts a charge on your credit card. She has been saying that she is going to get out and fix herself back up...but hasn't. You can call her at 205-266-0411. I have attached her email to this ad. Probably need to tell her what you are calling about:). The photo was taken a few years back when I was driving it around more. She is a 1980 model."
July 12, 2011 1:14 p.m. fasted58 HalfDork

keep the bike, trade the wife in, problem solved
July 22, 2011 9:49 p.m. TuffWork Reader

If she's only a 1980 model that's about the right time for a 30 year tune up or time to trade for a newer model I guess. :)
July 23, 2011 10:16 a.m. Osterkraut SuperDork

MitchellC wrote:

Fixed:

"This woman was in great shape but has been sitting in our living room for the past couple of years. She will crank when she puts a charge on your credit card. She has been saying that she is going to get out and fix herself back up...but hasn't. You can call her at 205-266-0411. I have attached her email to this ad. Probably need to tell her what you are calling about:). The photo was taken a few years back when I was riding it around more. She is a 1980 model."

Fixed for more accurate/more motorcycle related post. But you sir, made quite the funny.