I was riding with an open face helmet and had a Florida Love Bug go in my mouth. Must have been happy. I've heard they have no natural enemies, which is probably because THEY TASTE LIKE BATTERY ACID!!!! Gawd, that was horrible.
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July 25, 2009 2:30 p.m. cwh Dork
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July 31, 2009 1:17 p.m. GameboyRMH SuperDork
You can sneeze with your eyes open, and it doesn't hurt if you do it right. As a gamer I've had to learn how to do this, it's a vital part of not getting pwned in certain nutty-fast games where a microsecond's lack of attention turns your player into a human pinata/swiss cheese/tiny chunks of flesh. You just open your mouth to the side that's free of people and sneeze. You can even sneeze through your teeth to reduce the spray.
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July 31, 2009 3:10 p.m. SkinnyG Reader
I sneezed through my eye socket once. Grossest thing I ever did. "Achoo! Agh! I can't see!"
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July 31, 2009 4:26 p.m. nocones Reader
Try hitting a bird with your helmet.. I hit a crow once at about 75 mph. I almost fell off the bike. Thank you 5 year old Korean boy who made my helmet..

