Goldwings that is. After much thought, it seems like the perfect highway bike and if I get a project bug I can always make it naked. There are a ton of these things on Craigslist.
Here is the add with the most text:
1987 Honda Goldwing GL1200 Interstate for sale here. Bike has about 73,700 miles on it. It gives no trouble running. New starter cranks it right up. Two new dunlop tires with less than 50 miles on them. Shoot me an offer or a trade. Prefer Cash. Clean and clear title in hand. Just email me or call/text Austin at (864)-617-0397. $2500 obo
So far it seems the problem areas are front shocks, carbs (rebuilding/syncing), timing belts and starters. Ideas from the masses?

