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Wally UltimaDork

Hyde Park, NY
USA

Member since:

May 12, 2008

Board posts:

8106 (Let's see 'em)

Age:

36 years, 8 months

Occupation:

Bus Dispatcher

Interests:

loud noises, fried dough and batter, seeing how far a person can be pushed before becoming violent.

Signature:

Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Live everyday like Maury told you its not your baby.

Comments

turboswede:: He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
May 13, 2008 4:13 p.m.
Wowak:: I didn't know you'd met Wally.
May 16, 2008 3:16 a.m.
GameboyRMH:: We all joke about Wally, but he's actually a hard-working, well-respected pioneer in the field of making one's wife smell like funnel cakes.
May 20, 2008 2:17 p.m.
Salanis:: Do ya see that spoon he's got there? I hear he carved it… out of an even bigger spoon.
May 20, 2008 10 p.m.
John Brown:: Ten thousand heads of cattle were slaughtered to create this super hero we call Wally. Slaughtered processed and grilled. “Why all the carnage?” you ask? Because he was hungry.
Jun 20, 2008 7:24 a.m.
Wowak:: Wally keeps the buses running on time with an iron fist. Literally, his fist is made of iron.
Jun 24, 2008 1:35 p.m.
EastCoastMojo:: I remember a time when I could shop for lingerie and not have visions of Wally trying it on.
Sep 5, 2008 7:18 p.m.
John Brown:: Wally remembers a time he could shop for lingerie knowing EastCoastMojo didn't have visions of him nekkid!
Mar 29, 2010 4:29 p.m.

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