On Saturday I flew back home from a press introduction, and I felt that I had done well by requesting an aisle seat located next to the exit door. Since the bulkhead was right there in front of me, I had a ton of room for me and my paperwork—no one was going to recline their seat and cramp my style. As soon as we lifted off, I broke out my papers and red pen and went to work proofing the next issue of Classic Motorsports.
About an hour after we took off, the purser came on the P.A.: “Is there a doctor or medical professional onboard?” There was a bit of urgency in her voice due to one simple fact: We had just left Hawaii.
She only had to ask once, so I assumed that someone answered her call.
A few minutes later, a flight attendant tapped me on the shoulder: Did I have any pillows or blankets they could use? Turns out a lady had gone into premature labor, and they were going to make a little bed for her—right across the aisle from me in that big space formed by the placement of the exit door and bulkhead. I offered to go elsewhere to give them more room, but it was a full flight and I guess her seat was taken by one of the people who moved to clear that row of seats. A front-row seat, I figured.
We were lucky that a physician, a dermatologist and an EMT were on board. The purser brought them a medical kit, and they quickly got our mom-to-be on the floor and hooked up to an IV and on oxygen. (The dermatologist joked that she’d be more useful if the lady needed Botox instead.)
Someone else timed her contractions, and they were now 7 minutes apart. A flight attendant got dad another beer.
Since I was officially in their work zone, I folded up my tray table and gave them all the room they needed. I even got to hold some stuff. (No, nothing gross.)
Thanks to my front-row seat, I’m probably one of the only passengers who got to hear the discussion regarding our destination. Do we go back to Hawaii or head to California? those involved debated. And if we are going to continue to California, do we change our flight plan from Los Angeles to San Francisco since it is closer by 15 minutes?
The doctor decided that we’d continue onto L.A. By this time, we were already almost halfway there. Plus, he said that excellent newborn care was available right near the airport. The purser said that the pilot would radio ahead and have paramedics waiting at the gate.
Ahhh, the joy of childbirth.
Okay, no one was born on that flight. The contractions slowed down, and getting some fluids into her seemed to help. (Sounds like she got a little dehydrated and that is what started the contractions.)
Before landing, the EMT asked the flight attendant for a piece of paper so he could hand some notes to the paramedics. Upon overhearing the request, a page of the Classic Motorsports Volvo project was donated for that task.
I’m guessing the air traffic controllers cleared some space for us, because we took a direct trajectory to LAX. As planned, we were met by an ambulance and a full contingent of paramedics. Once the excitement was over, the rest of us left the plane.
On the way off the jetway, I ran into the EMT. “You kicked ass,” told him, shaking his hand. Later on I passed the purser. It looked like she was rushing to catch another flight, and I’m guessing by then her hands were no longer shaking like leaves. I hope the rest of her evening was quiet and uneventful.