Although that title sounds like something Freddie Mercury would have sung about (and I’d have happily paid to hear it, too), it actually refers to my newest kitchen toy.
Now, I realize that I’m talking about a kitchen gadget to a bunch of car guys here, but believe me, this is so cool that ANYONE would want to hear about it. (I picture a bunch of terrorists in their bulky jackets and head scarves crowding in to listen at this point.) It’s the Back to Basics Egg & Muffin Toaster.
See, it toasts your toast and poaches or soft-boils your egg ALL AT ONCE. (Get it? All at once!) You put the egg in the little poaching tray, the bread in the toaster slot, and push the lever down. The toast (or bagel or English muffin or cocker spaniel or whatever) pops up, hot and fresh, when the egg is perfectly poached. Or soft boiled. Or hard boiled. Already, you can see that the possibilities are endless.
Sure, the doubters among you are probably muttering something about how you’ve never perceived any such need (or you’re reaching for the detonation button), but believe me, you need this. How else are you going to make a PERFECTLY TIMED breakfast sandwich right there at home? And you know how hard breakfast sandwiches are to get–and how much they cost! Right here in my hometown, we pay as much as 99ยข for such a delicacy, and sometimes have to wait as much as 5 minutes to get it.
You can read more about it here. I’d tell you more, but I’ve got another perfectly timed sandwich about to pop.