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!999 Cavalier Coupe, just like the one your wife’s hair dresser drove.

4 cylinders of cast iron goodness with 8-count em 8 Pushrods. That’s more than you can get in any Honda, Porsche, or even Ferrari today.

All that fury is coupled to a three speed automated gearbox that gives you the power of a four, but the mileage of a V8. and I don’t have to worry about any pesky shifting so I never have to put down my burger OR beverage. try that in you EVo or STI.

Chicks dig it because if you’re willing to be seen in it, well… of course my wife still can’t believe I don’t have a Corvette o Lambo or something. In her words, “If anyone should be compensating for something”.

Added on May 28 by Wally

Comments

Tim Baxter wrote: May 28, 2008 3:20 p.m.

I have no love for Cavaliers, but gotta give Wally a vote just on the write-up alone, and cause he’s such an all-around cool guy in general.

Stuc wrote: May 29, 2008 6:43 p.m.

Hahaha I would also vote you up for the write-up but I think one’s enough. Oh hell, I’ll do it so more readers are attracted to this page trying to see what’s so great about this Cavalier and have the pleasure of reading it.

Wally wrote: May 29, 2008 9:48 p.m.

Feel free to read and enjoy but please don’t vote up, there are much better rides here that deserve the attention. If you need to click on a button it should be the down button.

P71 wrote: May 31, 2008 11:39 a.m.

Voted down by request, but a +1 on the description! Can you write mine Wally?

Volksroddin wrote: Jun 4, 2008 6:36 p.m.

Voted like you ask ,yes nice write up. by the way when I want to shift with out my hands I’ll tell my wife or daughter to shift for me. Some times its tricky becouse my daugher is almost 4 years old. but still I can eat or drink while I drive.

Tim Baxter wrote: Jun 16, 2008 6:05 p.m.

Wally I retracted my vote, too, which means at this point you probably have the widest votes to comments spread: 6:-1

2002acr wrote: Jul 7, 2008 9:29 p.m.

Definitely not a track day car or a corner carver but that car will be running long after most foreign cars are traded in. No overhead cam, no timing belt, no fuss. The head gasket will seep for a long time without blowing completely. It’s hard car to kill, perfect for a teenage driver. I am giving it a +.

Grtechguy wrote: Jul 27, 2008 8:03 p.m.

Are we going for lowest rated?

Wally wrote: Aug 1, 2008 9:36 a.m.

When you have a Cavalier you aim low

Robert Bowen wrote: Sep 10, 2008 6:12 p.m.

LOL, love it.

Duke wrote: Sep 12, 2008 5:57 a.m.

Dude. It’s “Fashion Black”. What more could you want? They don’t call ‘em Cadavaliers for nothing. And yeah, +111!1!!1!!!1 on the writeup. Wally rawks.

dream77 wrote: Sep 24, 2008 8:51 a.m.

Why can’t I vote this down? This is the BEST writeup of one of the worst cars. Wally, you are a very funny man. :)

Tim Baxter wrote: Sep 30, 2008 1:54 p.m.

After a run-in with some people abusing it over on Classic we removed the ability to vote down cars. So Wally will forever hold the title of lowest rated car ever.

EastCoastMojo wrote: Oct 16, 2008 6:23 p.m.

Well there’s no way I’m going to vote it up and risk ruining the title of “Lowest Rated Car Ever”, but if I still had the option of voting it down I would. Wally, you should totally write books. Reading your write up reminded me of classic Dave Barry.

Wally wrote: Oct 17, 2008 1:57 a.m.

Write books? I don’t have the attention span to hey, there’s a blue jay on my window sill