McRib Is Back! Nov 28, 2006
I drove by McDonald’s today, and saw that the marquee was once again trumpeting the news that McRib is back. What I wanna know is, where does McRib go? I mean, it’s a sandwich, right? And a scary fake-pork sandwich, at that… so how many options can it have? It’s not like McRib takes off for the South of France every winter, and then reappears here all tanned and full of stories about its George Clooney sightings. They simply choose not to cook McRib all the time, probably due to its aforementioned status as a scary fake-pork sandwich. IT DOESN’T ACTUALLY GO ANYWHERE. If it did, it would be followed by hippies wearing McRib tour shirts or something. Really, some people.
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