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Patrick
Patrick GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/27/20 2:09 p.m.

Herpes

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy MegaDork
3/27/20 2:11 p.m.

"MUFFLER DELETE."

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
3/27/20 2:48 p.m.

Cigarette burns on the driver's seat and a lien on the title. 

Ethnic Food-Wrap Aficionado
Ethnic Food-Wrap Aficionado Dork
3/27/20 2:59 p.m.

"absolutely zero redeeming qualities"

84FSP
84FSP SuperDork
3/27/20 3:12 p.m.

Aftermarket intake and sweet 24's.  All have wheels are bent and have curbage, totally fixable though.

AnthonyGS
AnthonyGS Dork
3/27/20 3:20 p.m.

Purple window tint that is slightly bubbled.....

4 different brand and size of tires all with variable tread wear and slow leaks.......

An odor that cannot be discerned or ever removed......

 

 

chandler
chandler PowerDork
3/27/20 6:08 p.m.
84FSP said:

Aftermarket intake and sweet 24's.  All have wheels are bent and have curbage, totally fixable though.

You forgot the crubs and fents.

rustybugkiller
rustybugkiller HalfDork
3/27/20 9:17 p.m.

An LS in it

yupididit
yupididit UberDork
3/27/20 10:35 p.m.

"...coilovers which you can adjust the height of the car or leave it the way it is rides good it turns on and it drives needs a tps sensor and a shift solenoid sensor it has cold a/c and heater clean interior have clean title and sticker is up to date have any question just ask selling for 1400 won’t go lower then 1200" 

 

Do I win?  cheeky

Keith Tanner
Keith Tanner GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/27/20 11:06 p.m.

...fuel problem so it won't start but it just needs new plugs

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/27/20 11:58 p.m.

Check Engine light is on. It’s like a $20 part but I just don’t got time to do it. Tranny slips. $8000 sound system. Amps and subs. Limo tint. 

Jay_W
Jay_W SuperDork
3/28/20 8:05 a.m.

Bin stollen buhfore

poopshovel again
poopshovel again MegaDork
3/28/20 7:57 p.m.
Patrick said:

Herpes

I was gonna say AIDS. Good on you for keepin it classy, man.

poopshovel again
poopshovel again MegaDork
3/28/20 7:59 p.m.
Daylan C said:
dculberson said:
 

Hash browns, scattered covered and smothered. 

This one wins. Not even gonna try to top it.

Nothin wrong with "Topped" on a cold 3AM trip.

Also "covered and smothered" is some E36 M3 a yankee spy would say.

Daylan C
Daylan C PowerDork
3/28/20 8:11 p.m.

In reply to poopshovel again :

I'm from Kentucky, that silly border state, must be why I didn't catch on.

Carbon
Carbon UltraDork
3/29/20 12:27 a.m.

A welded diff. 

LarryNH
LarryNH GRM+ Memberand Reader
3/29/20 7:34 a.m.

The Louis Vuitton package - exterior wrap in LV brown logo, just like the bags.  Seats covered in LV brown logo custom made for me in Philippines.  The ladies love this car and yours will too.

dculberson
dculberson MegaDork
3/29/20 8:19 a.m.
poopshovel again said:
Daylan C said:
dculberson said:
 

Hash browns, scattered covered and smothered. 

This one wins. Not even gonna try to top it.

Nothin wrong with "Topped" on a cold 3AM trip.

Also "covered and smothered" is some E36 M3 a yankee spy would say.

You'd better not be questioning my commitment to Waffle House. 

volvoclearinghouse
volvoclearinghouse PowerDork
3/29/20 4:27 p.m.
dculberson said:
poopshovel again said:
Daylan C said:
dculberson said:
 

Hash browns, scattered covered and smothered. 

This one wins. Not even gonna try to top it.

Nothin wrong with "Topped" on a cold 3AM trip.

Also "covered and smothered" is some E36 M3 a yankee spy would say.

You'd better not be questioning my commitment to Waffle House. 

"All the way" is the correct answer here.

But "all the way" before they added that infernal gravy.

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