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Raze
Raze Dork
2/28/11 9:58 a.m.

I'm sure some have heard this one but take the word 'An-l' and place it before the names of any and all cars. I believe Ford wins for the most ridiculous combinations, but Dodge/Chrysler is up there. Some examples:

'An-l' Ranger

'An-l' Focus

'An-l' Explorer

'An-l' Ram

'An-l' Charger

'An-l' Gremlin

at some point you should be laughing

scottzg
scottzg New Reader
2/28/11 10:00 a.m.

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ransom
ransom GRM+ Memberand New Reader
2/28/11 10:04 a.m.

In reply to scottzg:

Somebody had to say it. I was half thinking of adding "anal MX-6" just to help it along...

I still think "Excursion" is among the best.

oobert
oobert New Reader
2/28/11 10:05 a.m.

Anal Fiesta.

Raze
Raze Dork
2/28/11 10:13 a.m.

Oops this was supposed to be in off-topic...

RossD
RossD Dork
2/28/11 10:13 a.m.

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T.J.
T.J. SuperDork
2/28/11 10:13 a.m.

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jrw1621
jrw1621 SuperDork
2/28/11 10:23 a.m.

Saturn: Relay, Outlook.
Ford: Flex
Mopar: Fury, Raider, Caravan
Nissan: Frontier
Jeep: Commander, Wrangler

Klayfish
Klayfish Reader
2/28/11 10:26 a.m.

Honda has some good candidates...

An-l Fit

An-l Passport

An-l Prelude

An-l Insight

An-l Ridgeline

An-l Pilot

JFX001
JFX001 SuperDork
2/28/11 10:28 a.m.

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Anal Banshee

Anal Aspire

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
2/28/11 10:41 a.m.

random thoughts:

VW rabbit, golf, beetle

studebaker champion, commander, starlight

Mazdax605
Mazdax605 HalfDork
2/28/11 10:43 a.m.

Can't you put that word in front of almost any car name,and have it be funny? I mean in a Beavis and Butthead sort of way.

Raze
Raze Dork
2/28/11 10:47 a.m.
Mazdax605 wrote: Can't you put that word in front of almost any car name,and have it be funny? I mean in a Beavis and Butthead sort of way.

In a word, no:

An-l MX-5

An-l 335i

An-l IS250

Usually requires manufacturers that actually 'name' their cars instead of just 'designate' them...

mndsm
mndsm SuperDork
2/28/11 10:47 a.m.

An-l Mazdaspeed3? An-l Miata? An-l Protege? An-l Tribute? An-l Navajo?

Ok so tribute and Navajo are kinda funny.

Sofa King
Sofa King Reader
2/28/11 11:00 a.m.

I don't care what word you insert in front of "Probe" it's going to be funny! ... or painful! Has to be the worst car name of all times!!

Type Q
Type Q HalfDork
2/28/11 11:50 a.m.
RossD wrote: anal maurader anal blazer

TrailBlazer?

dculberson
dculberson Reader
2/28/11 12:03 p.m.

Anal Express

Ouch.

Chebbie_SB
Chebbie_SB HalfDork
2/28/11 12:11 p.m.

the way I understood it was-

Toyota Anal Echo

Dodge Anal Ram

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
2/28/11 12:45 p.m.

Anal Fusion

Anal Lancer

Anal Caravan

Anal Javelin

Anal Sidekick

Anal Samurai

Anal Patrol

Anal Fortwo

Protip: Looking out the window for inspiration helps

Mazdax605
Mazdax605 HalfDork
2/28/11 12:53 p.m.

I did say almost.

slantvaliant
slantvaliant Dork
2/28/11 1:09 p.m.

An_l Smart

An_l Atom

An_l Lightning

An_l Dart

An_l Cavalier

An_l Ambassador

An_l Horizon

An_l Peel

and from the late 40's:

An_l Torpedo

Raze
Raze Dork
2/28/11 1:27 p.m.
Mazdax605 wrote: I did say almost.

I didn't want you to spoil the fun

An-l Conquest!

An-l Judge

An-l Swinger (man Dodge is making a strong case here)

An-l Viper

An-l Cobra

An-l Hummer

An-l Brat

An-l Intrigue

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
2/28/11 1:31 p.m.

How about Suzuki motorcycles?

Anal Intruder.

Bobzilla
Bobzilla Dork
2/28/11 1:50 p.m.

Anal Legend.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
2/28/11 2:11 p.m.

Locost Anal?

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