QuasiMofo (John Brown)
QuasiMofo (John Brown) MegaDork
4/20/25 6:22 p.m.

Everyone meet Nanner. Nanner, this is everyone. Nanner was purchased to be the transmission, wheel, floor and engine controls donor for Panhandler, my eventual $2000 Challenge "Best car brought by me this decade" award winner. 

So Nanner was a bit of a necessary impulse purchase. I needed a R53 transmission, shafts, shifter, flywheel and clutch for my R50 donor, Blurberry. 

Blurberry was bought with a bad Midlands transmission but a pretty good running NA 1.6L.

Nanner was bought for $600 because of an engine knock and Blurberry was $550 because of the aforementioned bad 5 speed. 

Upon getting them home I have confirmed the bad transmission. The engine issue however, that may not be terminal! Apparently on the R53 there are quite a few things on the passenger side of the engine bay that can make a crap ton of noise while idling.

1: Timing chain "Death rattle"

2: Serpentine tensioner or idler failure

3: Supercharger failure

4: Harmonic balancer failure 

Three of the four of these failure points can be repaired for a combined $300 at the exact same time. 

I have ordered a timing chain set, serpentine belt set and replacement balancer. All of these items would be due at the current 195k mileage regardless so it is a good bet. IF any of those items repairs it I will be in to a running driving R53 for less than the cost to just buy a R53 transmission to swap into an R50. 

More updates this week.

wvumtnbkr
wvumtnbkr GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
4/20/25 7:47 p.m.

Hawt.

Piguin
Piguin HalfDork
4/21/25 5:55 a.m.

Fingers crossed.

Brotus7
Brotus7 Dork
4/21/25 8:53 a.m.

Does Mini use a clutch in the alternator? That went bad on my wife's Jetta and it made a good awful racket that had me convinced the engine was toasted. In my case it was easily diagnosed by popping off the serp belt and starting it up.

QuasiMofo (John Brown)
QuasiMofo (John Brown) MegaDork
4/21/25 8:56 a.m.

I was not able to take the time to pop the belt off this weekend because of the grand baby beaster egg challenge but I will be starting that process tonight 

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
4/21/25 9:07 a.m.

That is hawt. 

QuasiMofo (John Brown)
QuasiMofo (John Brown) MegaDork
4/21/25 9:22 a.m.

Is it true that the hardtop R53 is a unicorn? 

Recon1342
Recon1342 UltraDork
4/21/25 10:53 a.m.

Only on GRM can one meet a group of like-minded individuals that will happily throw money and shenanigans at a parts car until it is no longer a parts car. 

 

I freakin' love this place.

DeadSkunk  (Warren)
DeadSkunk (Warren) MegaDork
4/21/25 11:29 a.m.
QuasiMofo (John Brown) said:

Is it true that the hardtop R53 is a unicorn? 

You mean "slicktop".

QuasiMofo (John Brown)
QuasiMofo (John Brown) MegaDork
4/21/25 12:03 p.m.

In reply to DeadSkunk (Warren) :

Yasssss

QuasiMofo (John Brown)
QuasiMofo (John Brown) MegaDork
4/21/25 12:04 p.m.

In reply to Recon1342 :

It's a parts car that is getting a SFI balancer.

Recon1342
Recon1342 UltraDork
4/21/25 12:13 p.m.

In reply to QuasiMofo (John Brown) :

I rest my case. So awesome!!!

QuasiMofo (John Brown)
QuasiMofo (John Brown) MegaDork
4/28/25 5:48 p.m.

So something was happening today that caused me to break the serpentine belt tool. So I marker tagged that mofo. 

QuasiMofo (John Brown)
QuasiMofo (John Brown) MegaDork
5/7/25 9:29 a.m.

Got more "correct" tools in and was able to start picking away at Nanner. 

Left it here last night:

Plus balancer, belt, idler, belt tensioner are all removed. 

 

wvumtnbkr
wvumtnbkr GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
5/7/25 9:46 a.m.

Moar!

sleepyhead the buffalo
sleepyhead the buffalo GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
5/7/25 10:05 a.m.

Are either of those HID?  There's a OneLapper that might need a hood and driver's headlight.

QuasiMofo (John Brown)
QuasiMofo (John Brown) MegaDork
5/7/25 11:23 a.m.

In reply to sleepyhead the buffalo :

Hood no problem. I'll have two, in S model in yellow and one Base model in blue. Both have minor wear (read 200k miles).

I never checked the S headlights out. Possibly HIDs, I know they are different appearing than the Base car.

QuasiMofo (John Brown)
QuasiMofo (John Brown) MegaDork
5/7/25 11:25 a.m.
wvumtnbkr said:

Moar!

Trying hard to be out there every day. 

sleepyhead the buffalo
sleepyhead the buffalo GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
5/7/25 11:49 a.m.

they hit a deer two days ago, although it looks like they might have picked up an additional "issue" this morning at VIR

QuasiMofo (John Brown)
QuasiMofo (John Brown) MegaDork
5/7/25 2:56 p.m.

My light is definitely not that light. But I've got a good cheap hood. 

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