Sometimes, you already own The Right Tool For The Job...

...you just haven't invented it yet.

I don't know what job that tool is designed for but it looks like it's a good thing you are trained in first response

Extend-o-knife! For those hard to reach cuts.

EastCoastMojo wrote: Extend-o-knife! For those hard to reach cuts.

For when someone is just out of arms length.

I almost expected to see a crab holding the vice grips.

needs more pipe for leverage

Does it come in sae and metric?

I had a comment about always having the "right tool" and then remembered Margie's patio. So "No Comment"...

secretariata wrote: I had a comment about always having the "right tool" and then remembered Margie's patio. So "No Comment"...

Well, the thread WAS started by someone named Woody :)

also, good way to not leave fingerprints on the murder weapon.

Looks like a weapon design for Fallout 4... :)

"Does blood cause you to lose your grip every time you fatally stab a co-worker or random passerby?

Well have we got a tool for you! For just two easy payments of $19.95..."

That could come in handy given my short arms.

Wall-e wrote: That could come in handy given my short arms.

Short arms like this?

codrus wrote: Looks like a weapon design for Fallout 4... :)

In reply to Dr. Hess:

No such luck

Knife-pliers!

For kids.

Burrito wrote:

Is it wrong that I laugh like him every time they let me hold a knife?