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Woody GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
7/7/10 12:49 p.m.

Hold my trophy, while I kiss your girlfriend.

poopshovel SuperDork
7/7/10 12:53 p.m.
Woody wrote: Hold my trophy, while I kiss your girlfriend.

Hold my beer while I FTD.

Gearheadotaku GRM+ Memberand Dork
7/7/10 1:08 p.m.

Borrowed cars go faster.....

triumph5 New Reader
7/7/10 1:19 p.m.

"I got behind in my steering."

slantvaliant HalfDork
7/7/10 2:00 p.m.

"The sooner I get behind, the more time I have to catch up."

Raze HalfDork
7/7/10 2:08 p.m.

"horsepower sells cars, torque wins races"

P71 GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
7/7/10 2:13 p.m.

The fastest car in the world is a rental.

StevenFV19 New Reader
7/7/10 5:17 p.m.

How could I forget this:

"America is all about speed, Hot, Nasty, Badass Speed."-Eleanor Roosevelt

dean1484 GRM+ Memberand Dork
7/7/10 5:32 p.m.
devilboy wrote: My racing instructor as we are heading down the straight approaching turn 1 with faster cars attempting to overtake... "Don't slow down, make them earn it!"

You could start a whole new thread about "things instructors say". And of course that leads to the "the things students say" thread

racerfink Reader
7/7/10 6:37 p.m.

Tazio Nuvolari, when asked why he jumped from his burning race car, which was going somewhere north of 80mph when he did.

"Better to be splattered on a billboard, than be roasted like a chicken!"

A truly amazing driver and rider http://www.nivola.org/nuvolarie.asp

marktmv New Reader
7/7/10 6:55 p.m.

"Friends don't let friends JB Weld things"

ronbros Reader
7/7/10 7:51 p.m.

if its got big tires or big tits ,,i love it

seeker589 Reader
7/7/10 8:08 p.m.
Tralfaz wrote: " Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn. " - Charles De Mar:

I want my two DOLLARS!!!!!!

fastmiata Reader
7/7/10 8:40 p.m.

When asked why we didnt go out for a rain soaked practice session: we already know how to fix the car!

fastmiata Reader
7/7/10 8:42 p.m.

The funny thing about the guy who was wearing the drivers suit in my story is that he is the only guy that I am aware of out of my class who ever raced as a real pro: Bert Hart in the Barber Saab series

Mikey52_1 New Reader
7/8/10 3:58 a.m.
StevenFV19 wrote: How could I forget this: "America is all about speed, Hot, Nasty, Badass Speed."-Eleanor Roosevelt

Now, I think you may have made that up...it just doesn't sound like any Roosevelt I've heard of, except Teddy.

Mikey52_1 Reader
7/8/10 4:03 a.m.
NYG95GA wrote: "It's our job to cheat; it's their job to catch us." ~Smokey Yunick

And then there's If it doesn't say we can't do something (in the rulebook), then of course we're gonna do it! The Smoke said something similar, I'm sure. More than once. To more than one inspector. The 3 fuel line leading to the fuel pump, that amounted to an extra 3-4 gallons of gas, comes to mind...


Appleseed SuperDork
7/8/10 4:15 a.m.

"Some fear. Because if you have no fear, you not driving as fast as you should be."

kevinSC1 New Reader
7/8/10 6:04 a.m.

at an HPDE: "Ask yourself - Is what I'm about to do going to affect my ability to drive home?"

and then....

FIDO. F*%k It. Drive On.

devilboy New Reader
7/10/10 10:22 a.m.
John Brown wrote: "You were absolutely hauling ass the last time I lapped you!"

Haha! I've always liked that one.

zipty842 Reader
7/10/10 11:04 a.m.

‎"I don't want to hurt anybody, but I just gotta get out there...get third or come and visit me in the hospital, man, I dig carnations." - Gene Romero

DavidinDurango New Reader
7/10/10 12:45 p.m.

"Did you see that pass? He must have spectacular attachments!" David Hobbs watching F1.

terp83 New Reader
7/10/10 2:43 p.m.

Charlie Cox, who did the TV broadcast of the British Touring Car Championship a few years ago on The Speed Channel, on seeing racers go three wide into a corner:

"This is sure to end in tears............and it does!"

White_and_Nerdy Reader
7/10/10 9:03 p.m.

"Oh E36 M3..."

wbjones Dork
7/11/10 5:48 p.m.

Oh E36 M3... this is going to hurt...

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