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captdownshift
captdownshift GRM+ Memberand UberDork
4/28/16 5:11 p.m.

Baltimore City police shoot furry

Justified shooting, no debating that, but holy hell the crazy of the moron dressed as a panda displaying candy bars and wires as a potential bomb.

Brian
Brian MegaDork
4/28/16 5:15 p.m.

That is some special kind of crazy.

fasted58
fasted58 UltimaDork
4/28/16 5:23 p.m.

Bad Panda

stuart in mn
stuart in mn UltimaDork
4/28/16 5:52 p.m.

Makes you wonder just what kind of information it was he wanted the TV station to air. I'm sure it was rational.

The Hoff
The Hoff UltraDork
4/28/16 5:57 p.m.

Sad Panda

JohnRW1621
JohnRW1621 MegaDork
4/28/16 6:30 p.m.

Dead Panda!

JtspellS
JtspellS SuperDork
4/28/16 6:35 p.m.

And people wonder why we moved from baltimore.........

Glad it was taken care of in good time though.

JohnRW1621
JohnRW1621 MegaDork
4/28/16 6:44 p.m.
JohnRW1621 wrote: Dead Panda!

Im gonna guess that Crazy is not an endangered species in Baltimore.

RX Reven'
RX Reven' GRM+ Memberand Dork
4/28/16 6:48 p.m.
JohnRW1621 wrote: Dead Panda!

...and I'm pretty sure we're out of Panda season.

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
4/28/16 8:25 p.m.

The last time i was in baltimore, i ate some really berkeleying good crab cakes, the now ex swmbo refused to order anything but berkeleying chicken, and there was some some of labor protest. This actually seems in line.

aircooled
aircooled MegaDork
4/28/16 8:28 p.m.

Will
Will SuperDork
4/28/16 8:41 p.m.

"Authorities say the 'bomb' a man claimed to be wearing when he walked into a television station wearing an animal costume was in reality a red flotation device stuffed with chocolate candy bars wrapped in aluminum foil."

Needed more Raylan Givens.

captdownshift
captdownshift GRM+ Memberand UberDork
4/28/16 8:47 p.m.

It was pandamonium out there for awhile.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/28/16 9:51 p.m.
captdownshift wrote: It was pandamonium out there for awhile.

that joke is unbearable

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
4/28/16 11:05 p.m.

Baltimore infringed on his second amendment right to bear arms.

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
4/28/16 11:21 p.m.

I used to work with this guy. http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/politics/blog/bal-calvin-young-engineer-and-harvard-grad-files-to-run-for-mayor-20150818-story.html

He weren't smart. He didn't win and the panda died. Coincidence.. i think not.

madpanda
madpanda Reader
4/29/16 1:05 a.m.

I had nothing to do with this!

spitfirebill
spitfirebill UltimaDork
4/29/16 6:11 a.m.

I'm guessing this was suicide by cop.

T.J.
T.J. UltimaDork
4/29/16 6:28 a.m.
mad_machine wrote:
captdownshift wrote: It was pandamonium out there for awhile.
that joke is unbearable

You two are usually polar opposites, and here you are working together.

As we all jest about this incident, let's not forger that someone died and it was a grizzly scene.

gearheadmb
gearheadmb HalfDork
4/29/16 6:58 a.m.

Scary situation. I would have probably poohed in my pants.

Huckleberry
Huckleberry MegaDork
4/29/16 6:59 a.m.

Just clearing up some details here.

1) Not a panda, hedgehog
2) Survived, expected to recover
3) The media did not say what kind of candy bars were used but rumors say the bomb squad enjoyed them.

ultraclyde
ultraclyde UberDork
4/29/16 7:03 a.m.

slowride
slowride HalfDork
4/29/16 3:12 p.m.

The cops had probable claws here.

sorry

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/29/16 7:58 p.m.

can we paws this?

madpanda
madpanda Reader
4/29/16 8:04 p.m.

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