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David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
2/28/19 2:08 p.m.

Watermelon.

And don't @ me. 

oldopelguy
oldopelguy UberDork
2/28/19 2:55 p.m.

Only if by "watermelon" you mean cherry. 

T.J.
T.J. MegaDork
2/28/19 3:00 p.m.

Green apple with a close nod to cinnamon. The rest are not worth sucking on. 

RevRico
RevRico PowerDork
2/28/19 3:01 p.m.

Gen shiny happy person. I'm leaving that autocorrect.

 

Green apple, but I think they need to make a root beer

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
2/28/19 3:14 p.m.

Much like Howard Johnson, David S. Wallens is right.

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy UltimaDork
2/28/19 3:15 p.m.

Grape

stafford1500
stafford1500 GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
2/28/19 3:15 p.m.

Blue raspberry, and I dont care if that is the flavor that gets left in the bottom of the jar at work by everyone else. I get all those leftovers and keep myself supplied for long days in the garage. It doesnt help that the jolly rancher jar sits on teh counter right next to me at the wind tunnel (long days, watching wind blow).

 

T-45

travellering
travellering HalfDork
2/28/19 3:27 p.m.

Jolly rancher "hotties":  watermelon and cayenne..

Aaron_King
Aaron_King PowerDork
2/28/19 3:32 p.m.

Green Apple.

ThurdFerguson
ThurdFerguson New Reader
2/28/19 3:36 p.m.

I bought a HUGE pack of Jolly Ranchers from Sam's Club when I was in college.  I ate all those dang things really quickly and now I cannot stand them.

 

 

NickD
NickD UberDork
2/28/19 3:48 p.m.
stafford1500 said:

Blue raspberry, and I dont care if that is the flavor that gets left in the bottom of the jar at work by everyone else. I get all those leftovers and keep myself supplied for long days in the garage. It doesnt help that the jolly rancher jar sits on teh counter right next to me at the wind tunnel (long days, watching wind blow).

 

T-45

Also a blue raspberry fan myself, and those seem to be the rarest.

dculberson
dculberson UltimaDork
2/28/19 3:56 p.m.

Candy is the poor person's chocolate.

captdownshift
captdownshift PowerDork
2/28/19 5:18 p.m.

Watermelon, but after about 15-20 of them spend 60 days marinating in 195 proof grain alcohol. Consume in liquid form. 

MrSmokey
MrSmokey Reader
2/28/19 5:22 p.m.

Jolly ranchers are one of those things that I can’t hardly stand to suck on but can’t really stop once I start

Toebra
Toebra Dork
2/28/19 5:23 p.m.
T.J. said:

Green apple with a close nod to cinnamon. The rest are not worth sucking on. 

green apple and cinnamon together FTW

 

As a stand alone flavor, Watermelon is clearly the most superior.

kazoospec
kazoospec UltraDork
2/28/19 5:25 p.m.

This being GRM, I'll answer your very specific question with "Sour Patch Kids".  

Nick Comstock
Nick Comstock MegaDork
2/28/19 5:49 p.m.

Not a single one of them are worth a berkeley.

ShawnG
ShawnG PowerDork
2/28/19 5:51 p.m.

Watermelon.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
2/28/19 6:04 p.m.

I'm a grape man.

logdog
logdog GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
2/28/19 6:07 p.m.

I think the best flavor would be a Vidalia/tuna, but they never listen to me.

wawazat
wawazat Reader
2/28/19 6:39 p.m.

Cherry.  Used to love the Lemon one but I'm not sure if they still make them.

Whole lot of NOPE on the Watermelon.

T.J.
T.J. MegaDork
2/28/19 6:44 p.m.
kazoospec said:

This being GRM, I'll answer your very specific question with "Sour Patch Kids".  

If you pay close attention some Sour Patch Kids are made in Mexico and some in Turkey. They do not taste the same and have very different textures. I agree they are better than Jolly Ranchers. 

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
2/28/19 6:46 p.m.

^^ That first guy got it right. 

 

Grizz
Grizz UberDork
2/28/19 7:06 p.m.

Green apple, watermelon, and blue raspberry


In reply to dculberson :

Dark chocolate with chili

kazoospec
kazoospec UltraDork
2/28/19 7:20 p.m.
T.J. said:
kazoospec said:

This being GRM, I'll answer your very specific question with "Sour Patch Kids".  

If you pay close attention some Sour Patch Kids are made in Mexico and some in Turkey. They do not taste the same and have very different textures. I agree they are better than Jolly Ranchers. 

I fully intend to use this information for evil.  Next time I'm at the theater, I'm totally asking the counter person if they have Mexican or Turkish Sour Patch Kids.  

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