belteshazzar
belteshazzar Dork
7/16/08 1:10 p.m.

http://jalopnik.com/398637/pre+owned-bmw-ads-now-completely-indiscernible-from-syphilis-psas

MiatarPowar
MiatarPowar Reader
7/16/08 1:25 p.m.

This may be the best ad ever. Maybe.

Salanis
Salanis Dork
7/16/08 2:40 p.m.

Sex. Sells.

BobOfTheFuture
BobOfTheFuture New Reader
7/17/08 12:01 p.m.

"you know your not the first"

to what? read that 12 year old a bed time story?!

carguy123
carguy123 HalfDork
7/17/08 1:22 p.m.

At first i thought WOW! and then I looked closer at the pic and realized she is 11 years old tops. Now I feel dirty.

Salanis
Salanis Dork
7/17/08 1:26 p.m.

Nah, she's gotta be at least 15.

Mental
Mental SuperDork
7/17/08 1:44 p.m.
carguy123 wrote: At first i thought WOW! and then I looked closer at the pic and realized she is 11 years old tops. Now I feel dirty.

In which case, you might be the first.

maroon92
maroon92 SuperDork
7/17/08 1:59 p.m.

15?

no way, she looks at least 17. still dirty.

Ryan9118
Ryan9118 HalfDork
7/17/08 2:11 p.m.

GSmith
GSmith Reader
7/17/08 2:57 p.m.
MiatarPowar wrote: This may be the best ad ever. Maybe.

I dunno. I'm really partial to this TR7 ad. No question about legality either... http://www.gregorywsmith.com/images/TR7Ad.jpg

BobOfTheFuture
BobOfTheFuture New Reader
7/17/08 3:42 p.m.

wow. now thats an ad.

haha! the man looks pissed- she is smudging up his car

GSmith
GSmith Reader
7/17/08 5:19 p.m.

It's from Symbol magazine... 1979, I think.

My dad got the magazine from his work; I'm pretty sure it's one of the reasons I still love the TR7.

Just imagine if Triumph had an advertising campaign like this for "the wedge" as soon as the convertible shipped?

The "Quick, before it's too late." is eerily prophetic.

DILYSI Dave
DILYSI Dave SuperDork
7/17/08 5:22 p.m.
carguy123 wrote: At first i thought WOW! and then I looked closer at the pic and realized she is 11 years old tops. Now I feel dirty.

Ya'll must have some pretty hot 11 year olds in Ft. Worth.

She looks legal to me.

GSmith
GSmith Reader
7/17/08 5:24 p.m.
DILYSI Dave wrote:
carguy123 wrote: At first i thought WOW! and then I looked closer at the pic and realized she is 11 years old tops. Now I feel dirty.
Ya'll must have some pretty hot 11 year olds in Ft. Worth. She looks legal to me.

three words: Bovine growth horomone :)

Tim Baxter
Tim Baxter Online Editor
7/17/08 5:27 p.m.

On a related note, I always liked this one:

But you kinda have to see it full-size to get the full effect.

yo vanilla
yo vanilla New Reader
7/17/08 6:40 p.m.
BobOfTheFuture wrote: "you know your not the first" to what? read that 12 year old a bed time story?!

hey, she reads at a sophomore level

GSmith
GSmith Reader
7/21/08 6:00 p.m.

Boy, this died quick. The link to my ad posting is live again though.

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