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stuart in mn
stuart in mn MegaDork
6/10/22 8:00 a.m.

In reply to Beer Baron :

That's good.

stroker
stroker UberDork
6/10/22 9:17 a.m.
Beer Baron said:

I am not only a distiller, but I also teach social dance. I've thought about combining these two into one business:

The Bourbon Ballroom
Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot

really like that one...

slefain
slefain PowerDork
6/10/22 10:03 a.m.

For years a friend and I joked about opening a plus size lingerie shop called "Heaven Is Wide".

No Time
No Time SuperDork
6/10/22 11:19 a.m.

In reply to ae86andkp61 (Forum Supporter) :

Staten Island has an optical store named "I'll be seeing you"

stroker
stroker UberDork
6/10/22 12:18 p.m.

In reply to No Time :

"Eye'll be seeing you" would be better.  

DjGreggieP
DjGreggieP HalfDork
6/10/22 12:37 p.m.

Sofa King 'Our prices are Sofa King good!'

 

llysgennad
llysgennad Reader
6/10/22 12:51 p.m.
Uncle David (Forum Supporter) said:
stroker said:

Real or imagined.  Go.

I'll start with my fictional Asian Restaurant.  "Wok on the Wild Side"

Edit: Forgot one.  "Big Dick's Seldom Inn"  That's a real bar in Missouri.

I've got the T-shirt. I've..um..not worn it in public since college. Mainly because it's neon yellow and green tie-dye. Yeah, that's why.

1kris06
1kris06 HalfDork
6/10/22 1:17 p.m.

Kum & Go (gas station)

 

Go For It Gas (across from a college campus)

Toyman!
Toyman! GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
6/10/22 1:50 p.m.
Beer Baron said:

I am not only a distiller, but I also teach social dance. I've thought about combining these two into one business:

The Bourbon Ballroom
Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot

Open this in a hip-ish downtown area and you would make bank.

 

ae86andkp61 (Forum Supporter)
ae86andkp61 (Forum Supporter) Dork
6/10/22 4:26 p.m.

I remember seeing pictures of a linoleum installer's van...I guess his name was Richie. The van said:

Lino Richie

"Hello...is it me you're looking floor?"

laugh

1SlowVW
1SlowVW HalfDork
6/10/22 7:24 p.m.

My friend and I keep tossing around the idea of running a hot dog cart.

Possible names include

The Wurst of Times

Dog Cart

Street Meat Wagon

 

The names only get worse than that. 

CJ
CJ GRM+ Memberand Dork
6/10/22 7:53 p.m.

I am not inclined to vandalize signs generally, but this one is very, very tempting...  Have... to... resist... adding... RIN

SV reX
SV reX MegaDork
6/10/22 8:09 p.m.

 

Its not a pun, but a great tag line. 
 

This is an actual house of a prostitute (now closed) in Scagway Alaska circa 1898

stroker
stroker PowerDork
6/10/22 8:51 p.m.

OMG I need "Master of Negotiable Affection" on a T-shirt...

Teh E36 M3
Teh E36 M3 UltraDork
6/10/22 10:06 p.m.
1SlowVW said:

My friend and I keep tossing around the idea of running a hot dog cart.

Possible names include

The Wurst of Times

Dog Cart

Street Meat Wagon

 

The names only get worse than that. 

Oh man I've thought about opening a sausage company. Endless, endless puns. 
 

chicken sausage: our wurst is the breast

have a sausage party- sausage fest. 
 

bored of wurst boerevors 

I mean.... that's like 1/10th of it

MyMiatas
MyMiatas New Reader
6/11/22 12:17 a.m.
1kris06 said:

Kum & Go (gas station)

 

Go For It Gas (across from a college campus)

When I first drove past one of those gas station on Hwy 70 west I thought who the hell thought that was a good name for a gas station?? Then when I needed gas I stopped there for a fill up and went inside to pay......  what no Playboy, no Hustler, no monkey spank area???? That is a miss informing name don't ya think? I still laugh at that name when I see it. :0D

barefootcyborg5000
barefootcyborg5000 PowerDork
6/11/22 12:35 a.m.

Guy down the street from my folks runs a commercial landscaping business. Nice guy. About 15 years ago all his crew were wearing shirts that said "we trim bush" 

Havent seen him in a couple years. I see his wife around town on occasion. She used to cut my hair.

 

Edit* just remembered something else. Same guy used to be part owner of a local tire shop. Their shirts said "we mount 'em"

I really need to go knock on their door and say hi. 

Antihero
Antihero GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
6/11/22 12:41 a.m.

There's a semi local restaurant called We Love TO-FU

Toebra
Toebra Dork
6/11/22 2:29 a.m.

Cafe Ole, coffee shop in Wyoming

Stumble Inn, a bar in Montana

SV reX
SV reX MegaDork
6/11/22 1:46 p.m.

Towing companies seem to win at this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scotty Con Queso
Scotty Con Queso SuperDork
6/11/22 6:58 p.m.

Steele Rubber Products was well thought out. 

PMRacing
PMRacing GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
6/11/22 7:15 p.m.

The Wurst Bar in Ypsilanti, MI.

chandler
chandler UltimaDork
6/12/22 6:33 a.m.

There's a Best Little Hair House here, makes my mentally 13 year old self laugh.

vwcorvette (Forum Supporter)
vwcorvette (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand UberDork
6/12/22 3:37 p.m.

Does my wife's business count?

 

LifeIsStout
LifeIsStout GRM+ Memberand Reader
6/14/22 7:13 p.m.
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