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nderwater
nderwater PowerDork
6/27/14 9:11 a.m.

nderwater
nderwater PowerDork
6/27/14 9:17 a.m.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
6/27/14 9:19 a.m.
nderwater wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
6/27/14 9:20 a.m.

nderwater
nderwater PowerDork
6/27/14 9:22 a.m.

nderwater
nderwater PowerDork
6/27/14 9:24 a.m.

nderwater
nderwater PowerDork
6/27/14 9:28 a.m.

nderwater
nderwater PowerDork
6/27/14 9:32 a.m.

RossD
RossD PowerDork
6/27/14 10:12 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
Appleseed wrote:
nocones wrote:
Edward 40 hands?
What the hell sort of "thing" is this anyway? I've not heard of it but googling for "Taped Hands" yields all manner of nonsense.

It's a game where you tape two 40oz of your choosing to your hands. When they are done, they can be removed. The trick is to either drink fast enough to get them off before the drunk hits you, or to drink them slowly enough to be functioning but not have an exploded bladder. Peeing your pants is a real possibility unless you've got some really close friends or GF/BF.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
6/27/14 10:16 a.m.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
6/27/14 10:20 a.m.

So my sister got her license today .....

Duke
Duke UltimaDork
6/27/14 10:48 a.m.

Keith Tanner
Keith Tanner GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
6/27/14 10:48 a.m.
nocones wrote:
nderwater wrote:

Connecting the dots: there was an episode of InitialD called Duct Tape Deathmatch, where the drivers had one hand taped to the steering wheel. I don't recall the details, but I assume the Toyota won the race by hooking his inside wheels into the curb as usual.

kazoospec
kazoospec Dork
6/27/14 11:34 a.m.
RossD wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
Appleseed wrote:
nocones wrote:
Edward 40 hands?
What the hell sort of "thing" is this anyway? I've not heard of it but googling for "Taped Hands" yields all manner of nonsense.
It's a game where you tape two 40oz of your choosing to your hands. When they are done, they can be removed. The trick is to either drink fast enough to get them off before the drunk hits you, or to drink them slowly enough to be functioning but not have an exploded bladder. Peeing your pants is a real possibility unless you've got some really close friends or GF/BF.

Call me a prude, but in my book, (river tubing aside) fun and peeing on yourself are mutually exclusive concepts.

hotlink unrelated:

ThunderCougarFalconGoat
ThunderCougarFalconGoat Reader
6/27/14 12:12 p.m.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
6/27/14 1:20 p.m.

Duke
Duke UltimaDork
6/27/14 1:37 p.m.
ThunderCougarFalconGoat wrote:

While I kind of applaud this strip, it IS perfectly possible for 'average intelligence' to equal 'stupid'. In fact, I'd say it's highly likely.

mtn
mtn UltimaDork
6/27/14 1:47 p.m.
kazoospec wrote: Call me a prude, but in my book, (river tubing aside) fun and peeing on yourself are mutually exclusive concepts.

Hilarious when it happens to your friend who is trying to hit on chicks though.

My beverage tonight:

wbjones
wbjones UltimaDork
6/27/14 1:53 p.m.
Duke wrote:
ThunderCougarFalconGoat wrote:
While I kind of applaud this strip, it IS perfectly possible for 'average intelligence' to equal 'stupid'. In fact, I'd say it's highly likely.

awwww give her a break … she'd already used all her lifelines

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
6/27/14 6:20 p.m.

rebelgtp
rebelgtp UberDork
6/28/14 1:24 a.m.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
6/28/14 6:40 a.m.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
6/28/14 6:41 a.m.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
6/28/14 6:45 a.m.

Will
Will SuperDork
6/28/14 7:41 a.m.
rebelgtp wrote:

Is this a Moonlighting-era Bruce Willis?

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