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JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director
2/12/09 1:20 p.m.
captainzib wrote: I'd let her shift my gears.

I'd like to put my "penis" in her "vagina."

jg

gubby
gubby New Reader
2/12/09 2:29 p.m.

/\ Just what the hell is that supposed to mean?

NYG95GA
NYG95GA Dork
2/12/09 2:37 p.m.
PHeller wrote: muscular or not I'd rip the hell out of that...

She'd throw you around like a ball. Don't try it.

atlantamx3
atlantamx3 Dork
2/12/09 6:08 p.m.
EastCoastMojo wrote: I'd like to see the stig do a spread like that LOL.

You know how I know you're gay?

Salanis
Salanis SuperDork
2/12/09 6:13 p.m.

Well, there's always the Stig lounging by the pool with his girlfriend:

ncjay
ncjay New Reader
2/12/09 6:14 p.m.

All I know is that I'd like to have the opportunity to be sick of putting up with her crap.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Dork
2/12/09 6:14 p.m.
atlantamx3 wrote:
EastCoastMojo wrote: I'd like to see the stig do a spread like that LOL.
You know how I know you're gay?

I'm gay? LOL that's a new one on me.

Thanks Salanis, now THAT'S what I'm talkin' 'bout!

maroon92
maroon92 SuperDork
2/12/09 8:48 p.m.

AtlantaMX3...ECM has X chromosomes....

bigtoed
bigtoed New Reader
2/12/09 10:05 p.m.

She's cute, but I'm a bit jaded(I work at an amusement park on the beach on the West Coast close to Laguna Seca, not sure if I should mention it by name). As for putting up with crap, I married a cute one with personality, and still have a little bit o crap to deal with after 18 years(Wife was reading over shoulder, but the ole ball and chain is gone now). Can't judge without being in her shoes i suppose, it would hurt my feet, and I would be cranky. (best t-shirt on the walk I've seen "I'm not a gyno, but I'll take a look")

Type Q
Type Q HalfDork
2/13/09 12:15 a.m.
bigtoed wrote: (I work at an amusement park on the beach on the West Coast close to Laguna Seca, not sure if I should mention it by name).

The one in Santa Cruz?

jpod999
jpod999 Reader
2/13/09 12:33 a.m.
Type Q wrote:
bigtoed wrote: (I work at an amusement park on the beach on the West Coast close to Laguna Seca, not sure if I should mention it by name).
The one in Santa Cruz?

Beach Boardwalk!

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
2/13/09 2:12 a.m.
AngryCorvair wrote:
Wally wrote: You're entitled to you're opinion. It wouldn't kill her to have a sandwich and maybe smile now and then.
Wally, i can't recall ever disagreeing with you, but i'm going to have to throw the WTF flag regarding the sandwich. This is not a skinny chick with ribs and clavicles and bony elbows sticking out like some hollyweird skank. And unless you're thinking of feeding her a breast implant sandwich, I'm just totally lost on this comment.

I'm just saying I like a little more bulk. I'm a bit on the heavy side and I'd hate to have to worry about breaking anything our having her come apart like a cheap chinese inflatable

PHeller
PHeller Reader
2/13/09 6:16 a.m.

Cheap inflatable what?

I could imagine riding with her on a nice relaxing weekend. "DARLING SLOW DOWN YOUR SCARY THE SH T OUT OF ME!"

I'd feel like she was wearing the pants. At least in the car.

Jensenman
Jensenman SuperDork
2/13/09 7:22 a.m.

Wally: Put her on top. Let her run the show. As long as the end result is the same, what do you care?

walterj
walterj HalfDork
2/13/09 7:27 a.m.

I'm not sayin' I wouldn't hit it but really, I'd just be doing it to get Megan Fox jealous... and if I came out of a store to find her sitting on my hood in those heels I'd be just as likely to slap the piss out of her.

spitfirebill
spitfirebill HalfDork
2/13/09 12:12 p.m.

Wow, this is tough crowd.

So how do you think she stacks up against AJ Foyt, personality-wise?

fifty
fifty New Reader
2/13/09 1:35 p.m.

She may be good lookin , but she's no Bea Arthur.

nutherjrfan
nutherjrfan New Reader
2/13/09 10:36 p.m.

i'm waiting for tnt to shut up about the rookie game and start the SI show already. 11.30 guys, read the schedule. sheesh.

jde
jde Reader
2/13/09 10:56 p.m.
fifty wrote: She may be good lookin , but she's no Bea Arthur.

joey48442
joey48442 Dork
2/13/09 11:13 p.m.
JG Pasterjak wrote:
captainzib wrote: I'd let her shift my gears.
I'd like to put my "penis" in her "vagina." jg

Isn't that where babies come from...?

Joey

Supercoupe
Supercoupe Reader
2/13/09 11:23 p.m.

that'll buff right out..

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Dork
2/16/09 3:54 p.m.

I have a new wallpaper

pete240z
pete240z HalfDork
2/17/09 8:44 a.m.
JG Pasterjak wrote:
captainzib wrote: I'd let her shift my gears.
I'd like to put my "penis" in her "vagina." jg

so we deleted the "poop" thread and are allowed to leave this?

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
2/17/09 8:51 a.m.

Not allowed, but rather blessed by...

PHeller said: I could imagine riding _ her on a nice relaxing weekend. "DARLING SLOW DOWN YOUR SCARY THE SH T OUT OF ME!"

edited for context

Gearhead_42
Gearhead_42 Dork
2/17/09 8:53 a.m.

pete240z wrote:

so we deleted the "poop" thread and are allowed to leave this?

We can use big-boy words around here. I've known them since I was 3, at least.

Hang on, I need to go pee-pee, be right back.

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