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GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
12/18/12 4:50 p.m.

http://www.sciencenews.org/view/generic/id/347168/description/Pressure_keeps_cancer_in_check

Let your wives/girlfriends know you're always willing to provide therapy!

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
12/18/12 4:52 p.m.

I can really get behind news like this.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
12/18/12 4:52 p.m.
GameboyRMH wrote: http://www.sciencenews.org/view/generic/id/347168/description/Pressure_keeps_cancer_in_check Let your wives/girlfriends know you're always willing to provide therapy!

I wonder if it works on prostate cancer.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
12/18/12 4:54 p.m.

The article does point out that it's not known whether squeezing will actually provide the same benefits as found in the experiment, so squeeze repeatedly to be safe

Edit: On boobs, not prostate. Well you can try that too but it's up to you...

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
12/18/12 5:00 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
GameboyRMH wrote: http://www.sciencenews.org/view/generic/id/347168/description/Pressure_keeps_cancer_in_check Let your wives/girlfriends know you're always willing to provide therapy!
I wonder if it works on prostate cancer.

doesn't require squeezing of the ass and it's related parts?

oldtin
oldtin UltraDork
12/18/12 5:26 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
GameboyRMH wrote: http://www.sciencenews.org/view/generic/id/347168/description/Pressure_keeps_cancer_in_check Let your wives/girlfriends know you're always willing to provide therapy!
I wonder if it works on prostate cancer.

The logic seems sound - pour on the pressure and ...cancer cells suspended in gel and then briefly compressed form orderly balls...

Cone_Junky
Cone_Junky Dork
12/18/12 5:34 p.m.

<----Will be joining the fight against cancer as soon as I get home

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy UberDork
12/18/12 5:41 p.m.
GameboyRMH wrote: Let your wives/girlfriends know you're always willing to provide therapy!

Does this include my wife's girlfriends?

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UltraDork
12/18/12 5:49 p.m.
Datsun310Guy wrote:
GameboyRMH wrote: Let your wives/girlfriends know you're always willing to provide therapy!
Does this include my wife's girlfriends?

I should think most definitely!

Ranger50
Ranger50 UberDork
12/18/12 6:16 p.m.

I just about got slapped upside the head just now for doing that.....

gamby
gamby PowerDork
12/18/12 6:35 p.m.
1988RedT2 wrote:
Datsun310Guy wrote:
GameboyRMH wrote: Let your wives/girlfriends know you're always willing to provide therapy!
Does this include my wife's girlfriends?
I should think most definitely!

I approve of this thinktank

carguy123
carguy123 UltimaDork
12/18/12 7:17 p.m.

ENGAGE! Therapy begun. Subject seems to like it.

AHHHHHHH! I've created a monster. She won't let me stop!!!!

aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
12/18/12 7:20 p.m.

Thirteen slaps and one smile today, that's a great result.

I pulled my weight

moparman76_69
moparman76_69 HalfDork
12/18/12 7:23 p.m.
Ranger50 wrote: I just about got slapped upside the head just now for doing that.....
aussiesmg wrote: Thirteen slaps and one smile today, that's a great result. I pulled my weight

You should try it on your wife or girlfriend instead of random women on the street, you'll get slapped less.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
12/18/12 7:23 p.m.
moparman76_69 wrote:
Ranger50 wrote: I just about got slapped upside the head just now for doing that.....
aussiesmg wrote: Thirteen slaps and one smile today, that's a great result. I pulled my weight
You should try it on your wife or girlfriend instead of random women on the street, you'll get slapped less.

That was my wife

Ranger50
Ranger50 UberDork
12/18/12 7:56 p.m.
aussiesmg wrote:
moparman76_69 wrote:
Ranger50 wrote: I just about got slapped upside the head just now for doing that.....
aussiesmg wrote: Thirteen slaps and one smile today, that's a great result. I pulled my weight
You should try it on your wife or girlfriend instead of random women on the street, you'll get slapped less.
That was my wife

My wife too.... She has some problems right now with them, filling up with colostrom and all....

Nathan JansenvanDoorn
Nathan JansenvanDoorn Dork
12/18/12 8:11 p.m.

I love this forum.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
12/18/12 8:21 p.m.

I just love Boobs

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
12/18/12 8:29 p.m.

Be careful, one man's heroic act can be misconstrued as Eyewitness News' latest subway pervert

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
12/18/12 11:13 p.m.

"Just checkin' for cancer, ma'am."

turboswede
turboswede GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
12/18/12 11:34 p.m.
Wally wrote: Be careful, one man's heroic act can be misconstrued as Eyewitness News' latest subway pervert

"I was man-handled by a bus driver!"

Followed by, "I'm having my bus driver's love child!"

Oh wait, you said eyewitness news, not Weekly World News....

turboswede
turboswede GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
12/18/12 11:36 p.m.
aussiesmg wrote:
moparman76_69 wrote:
Ranger50 wrote: I just about got slapped upside the head just now for doing that.....
aussiesmg wrote: Thirteen slaps and one smile today, that's a great result. I pulled my weight
You should try it on your wife or girlfriend instead of random women on the street, you'll get slapped less.
That was my wife

And that was just the one time.... He doesn't remember the other times.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
12/19/12 5:38 a.m.

I want to have a T-Shirt made, you know the pink ribbon for breast cancer? Pink ribbon and in a circle around it:

"Field Inspector".

2.0dohc
2.0dohc Reader
12/19/12 6:00 a.m.
aussiesmg wrote:
moparman76_69 wrote:
Ranger50 wrote: I just about got slapped upside the head just now for doing that.....
aussiesmg wrote: Thirteen slaps and one smile today, that's a great result. I pulled my weight
You should try it on your wife or girlfriend instead of random women on the street, you'll get slapped less.
That was my wife

If you stop checking random women in front of your wife, she might stop slapping you.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltimaDork
12/19/12 6:16 a.m.

........ Safety IS my job......

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