Rusty_Rabbit84
Rusty_Rabbit84 HalfDork
7/8/09 12:20 p.m.

From a local online classified site: http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=218&ad=7010177&lpid=&cat=264

"Free '92 Jeep Wrangler... Midvale, UT 84047 - Jul 1, 2009 ...with proposal and wedding ring.

That's right! Act now on this one-time offer. All you have to do is date and marry me and you can be the proud owner of a 1992 Jeep Wrangler (along with a 1970 woman). Jeep has a lift, safari top for the summer/hard top for the winter, rear locker, 33" tires and (new this year) an 8000 lb winch.

Not only do you get the Jeep, but you get me. And boys, I don't come stock. I am FULLY LOADED! My add-ons include: a great sense of humor, an affection for "garage nights" (that means working on stuff in the garage), an amazing work ethic, temple-worthiness, an appreciation for sports, the ability to live well within my means, logical reasoning skills, a "work hard so you can play hard" mentality, and I'm great with kids, too!

Terms and Conditions: 1. Marriage must last a minimum of 5 years.

  1. Jeep cannot feel neglected - trips to Moab required - but it's a package deal. You take the Jeep, you take me!

  2. Honda 400EX included in lifetime package.

  3. Honeymoon required.

Contact me at wedding.jeep@hotmail.com

Men only, please. I am ALL woman!"

MiatarPowar
MiatarPowar GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
7/8/09 12:22 p.m.

Sounds like someone that many of our members would get along with well.

You know... aside from the fact that she's looking for love on the Intarwebs in the classifieds. I guess pickins may be slim in Midvale, UT, though.

EricM
EricM HalfDork
7/8/09 12:23 p.m.

She needs to post pictures.

Of the jeep

Rusty_Rabbit84
Rusty_Rabbit84 HalfDork
7/8/09 12:25 p.m.

this is her Jeep:

this is her:

JFX001
JFX001 Dork
7/8/09 12:35 p.m.

I wish her Good Luck, if I had any single friends in Utah, I'd pass this along.

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
7/8/09 12:39 p.m.

Nice Jeep, but Mrs. 914 is kinda funny sometimes....

MrJoshua
MrJoshua SuperDork
7/8/09 12:42 p.m.

So does this mean Leslie's truck is up for grabs for the cost of a ring?

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
7/9/09 5:52 a.m.
MrJoshua wrote: So does this mean Leslie's truck is up for grabs for the cost of a ring?

Rebuttal in 4 -- 3 --- 2

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
7/9/09 9:59 a.m.

Cool!

Oh, wait...it's a YJ. Damn.

White_and_Nerdy
White_and_Nerdy New Reader
7/9/09 4:13 p.m.

Real Jeeps don't have square headlights.

mel_horn
mel_horn HalfDork
7/9/09 4:33 p.m.
Rusty_Rabbit84 wrote: temple-worthiness,

I am taking this to mean she's Mormon? Just asking...

Volksroddin
Volksroddin HalfDork
7/9/09 4:39 p.m.
mel_horn wrote:
Rusty_Rabbit84 wrote: temple-worthiness,
I am taking this to mean she's Mormon? Just asking...

More than likely

oldtin
oldtin New Reader
7/9/09 4:42 p.m.

Hmm. YJ - no mention of whether you have to deal with the spotter crouchin behind the jeep.

Spinout007
Spinout007 GRM+ Memberand Reader
7/9/09 4:48 p.m.
MiatarPowar wrote: Sounds like someone that many of our members would get along with well.

Yeah but can she handle the week of the challenge and I haven't started my entry yet thrash to finish?

And my wife says she's dissapointed, she thought for sure she would marry her.

mulluthuntur
mulluthuntur New Reader
7/9/09 5:29 p.m.

Just moved to Utah. Unfortunately I'm not looking for a jeep unless its owned by a 1985 woman.

ckosacranoid
ckosacranoid HalfDork
7/9/09 5:49 p.m.

thats funny...the stuff you guys come up with is beyond me.....

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
7/9/09 6:28 p.m.
914Driver wrote:
MrJoshua wrote: So does this mean Leslie's truck is up for grabs for the cost of a ring?
Rebuttal in 4 -- 3 --- 2

What else have you got to offer?

Volksroddin
Volksroddin HalfDork
7/9/09 7:57 p.m.
Lesley wrote:
914Driver wrote:
MrJoshua wrote: So does this mean Leslie's truck is up for grabs for the cost of a ring?
Rebuttal in 4 -- 3 --- 2
What else have you got to offer?

and 2 BINGO cards

MrJoshua
MrJoshua SuperDork
7/9/09 8:43 p.m.
Lesley wrote:
914Driver wrote:
MrJoshua wrote: So does this mean Leslie's truck is up for grabs for the cost of a ring?
Rebuttal in 4 -- 3 --- 2
What else have you got to offer?

A wife, 2 kids, a couple of dogs and a cat, a house 10 miles from the challenge, and about 11 project cars. (Sorry not to mention the wife thing previously, was just getting in the spirit of people in Utah getting married )

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
7/9/09 8:47 p.m.

Such a small detail... can see how you overlooked it

Fit_Is_Slo
Fit_Is_Slo New Reader
7/9/09 9:39 p.m.

My response.... Slightly over weight man offers dodge caravan that burns oil in exchange for hot weekend with stripper!

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
7/9/09 10:08 p.m.
mel_horn wrote:
Rusty_Rabbit84 wrote: temple-worthiness,
I am taking this to mean she's Mormon? Just asking...

Maybe the multi wife kind of mormon... but that would not fly with my Catholic fiance.

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