Jay
Jay Dork
1/27/11 10:29 a.m.

Question. Beard or no beard?

Fig. 1.: Beard.

Fig. 2.: No beard.

Ladies' votes count double. For obvious reasons.

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy HalfDork
1/27/11 10:31 a.m.

Well, judging from the top photo, it appears you can't actually grow a beard, so I'd vote no.

poopshovel
poopshovel SuperDork
1/27/11 10:32 a.m.

Beard is always > no beard. Needs more 'girth' though.

Jay
Jay Dork
1/27/11 10:34 a.m.

Ya, it was only like two weeks old in the top pic. Also the camera sort of blurred it out. I don't have a more recent one.

ReverendDexter
ReverendDexter SuperDork
1/27/11 10:34 a.m.

Clean.

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork
1/27/11 10:34 a.m.

Chuck Norris is a badass. He has a beard. keep it!

scardeal
scardeal Reader
1/27/11 10:36 a.m.

Yeah, beard > no beard.

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
1/27/11 10:36 a.m.

What do you dislike more, shaving or dealing with the beard?

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
1/27/11 10:44 a.m.

Depends on what you are looking for.

cwh
cwh SuperDork
1/27/11 10:48 a.m.

I've had facial hair for 30 years and feel naked without it. It looks like you have the same situation I do- not very full on the sides. That's why I have a mustache and goatee. I like that. My sons are hairier than I am and both have full beards. Whatever.

bravenrace
bravenrace SuperDork
1/27/11 10:48 a.m.

In reply to Jay:

If the beard covered up more of your fugly mug, I might have to go with it. But being what it is, I say "no beard".

PHeller
PHeller Dork
1/27/11 10:59 a.m.

You look like a kid without a beard.

Plus, your like me and need a little help defining your jaw. I think the beard does a good job of this.

I wear a short beard, shaved on the neck, and I allow it to grow up higher on my cheeks (which takes a very long time). In the catering industry which is dominated by women, men with any facial hair is desired.

mndsm
mndsm SuperDork
1/27/11 11:22 a.m.

I say beard. Razors are expensive, and that money can buy car parts.

tuna55
tuna55 Dork
1/27/11 11:25 a.m.

There are women here? Oh crap.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 HalfDork
1/27/11 11:43 a.m.

You need to decide if you like getting carded all the time, or if you'd rather be described as "distinguished-looking".

Morbid
Morbid Reader
1/27/11 12:12 p.m.

No beard.

mtn
mtn SuperDork
1/27/11 12:16 p.m.

Uh, looks like too much neck-beard and not enough beard-beard. IMHO.

stuart in mn
stuart in mn SuperDork
1/27/11 12:18 p.m.

No beard. Maybe 10% of the male population can pull off wearing one without looking like a homeless person, and you're not one of them.

ZOO
ZOO GRM+ Memberand Dork
1/27/11 12:48 p.m.

I'll refrain from offering an opinion -- given that my ability to grow a beard is about as limited as Jeremy Clarkson's ability to actually say something I would want to hear.

ansonivan
ansonivan HalfDork
1/27/11 12:51 p.m.

Faux beard!

Scott Lear
Scott Lear Production Editor
1/27/11 1:17 p.m.

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