A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE65E39Q20100615
Uh... Wow.
I had to read that headline several times to make sure I had it right. It got better with every sentence fragment.
It is almost like a random collection of words, isn't it?
One of the comments on that article made me lol...
People who hijack bulldozers shouldn’t throw puppies. Not even if they’re on sale.
NYG95GA
SuperDork
6/16/10 7:16 p.m.
That's the kind of stuff you can't make up. It had to actually happen. Very weird.
"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear."
Josh
Dork
6/16/10 8:31 p.m.
For the Adam Carolla fans, this makes an epic "Germany or Florida".