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aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
7/27/13 8:09 p.m.

Turn an Aussie into a prick.

3 so far.

The tide is turning

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UberDork
7/27/13 8:10 p.m.

What's this? Another thread about dongles?

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Mod Squad
7/27/13 8:27 p.m.

Is this like the question, "How many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

Wait, don't answer that.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
7/27/13 8:30 p.m.

42 of course.

I haz experience

SnowMongoose
SnowMongoose Reader
7/27/13 8:35 p.m.

Two get me goooood to go.
Chalk it up to equal parts being a lightweight and the fact that I follow the 'down in one' school of thought on this particular beverage.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
7/27/13 8:40 p.m.

4th is quickly evaporating. I am expecting brain pain tomorrow

JThw8
JThw8 PowerDork
7/27/13 8:44 p.m.

aw hell Im on the 6th Rum and coke of the night, that's what I call a light saturday. Man up and drink ;)

And half a Vicodin with a crapload of water before bed = no brain pain

Racer1ab
Racer1ab HalfDork
7/27/13 8:47 p.m.

Hmm...I had a bottle of...something. Now onto beers.

Thankfully, I'm a happy drunk.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
7/27/13 8:47 p.m.

Hey now, a rum and coke is 1 shot.

A long island iced tea is 5 shots.

Catch up Bob Costas man

aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
7/27/13 8:49 p.m.

I berkeley hate autocorrect

bastomatic
bastomatic SuperDork
7/27/13 8:52 p.m.

Don't drink too many. Took care of a guy in ER today with a BAC of .50 when he arrived. A bottle of Patron will do that to a guy

/fun governor

aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
7/27/13 8:53 p.m.

berkeley me, i would be dead at .50

I just want to be a prick

JThw8
JThw8 PowerDork
7/27/13 8:54 p.m.
aussiesmg wrote: Hey now, a rum and coke is 1 shot. A long island iced tea is 5 shots. Catch up Bob Costas man

You've never seen me mix a rum and coke ;) Let's just say it was a fresh fifth when I started tonite and Im 2 drinks away from draining it ;)

aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
7/27/13 8:56 p.m.
JThw8 wrote:
aussiesmg wrote: Hey now, a rum and coke is 1 shot. A long island iced tea is 5 shots. Catch up Bob Costas man
You've never seen me mix a rum and coke ;) Let's just say it was a fresh fifth when I started tonite and Im 2 drinks away from draining it ;)

So wben do we have a drink together bro.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
7/27/13 8:57 p.m.

Damn, still not a prick

Racer1ab
Racer1ab HalfDork
7/27/13 9:01 p.m.
bastomatic wrote: Don't drink too many. Took care of a guy in ER today with a BAC of .50 when he arrived. A bottle of Patron will do that to a guy /fun governor

I remember the time we had a really intoxicated homeless dude brought into the ER and he just wouldn't quit fighting. Apparently he had a BAC of .65. Imagine how fun it was to babysit that guy for HOURS.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
7/27/13 9:04 p.m.

I am not in that league guys

I am an amatuer

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof UberDork
7/27/13 9:09 p.m.
aussiesmg wrote: I just want to be a prick

I can show you how. It's easier, and a lot more fun than you think.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
7/27/13 9:23 p.m.
Zomby Woof wrote:
aussiesmg wrote: I just want to be a prick
I can show you how. It's easier, and a lot more fun than you think.

Bwahahaha. And tat right there is why Zombiewolf is a prick.

Welcome fellow prick.

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy PowerDork
7/27/13 9:39 p.m.

Hey, i stongly suggest you head over to ebay and start looking around......

MrJoshua
MrJoshua PowerDork
7/27/13 9:44 p.m.
aussiesmg wrote: Hey now, a rum and coke is 1 shot. A long island iced tea is 5 shots. Catch up Bob Costas man

Depends....you making them or at a bar?

EvanB
EvanB GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
7/27/13 10:01 p.m.
aussiesmg wrote: Turn an Aussie into a prick.

0?

poopshovel
poopshovel MegaDork
7/28/13 2:22 a.m.

3:19 AM, just put all the lightweights to bed, and took care of their filthy berkeleying animals for them. Please read that in an Aussie accent, and whatever you do, don't forget to harden the berkeley up. G'night ya berkeleyin penal puffs.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
7/28/13 6:10 a.m.

The answer was zero like Evan said.

But 4.5 put me down like a tranquilizer dart.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
7/28/13 6:11 a.m.

In reply to MrJoshua: At home, on my bar.

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