93EXCivic
93EXCivic MegaDork
10/11/13 3:14 p.m.

http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/man-has-slept-with-over-1000-cars/2uxkrzd82

Appleseed
Appleseed UltimaDork
10/11/13 3:20 p.m.
doc_speeder
doc_speeder Reader
10/11/13 5:12 p.m.

Kids in the Hall=awesome

Real car berkeleyer---um not so much. Wow. I just have no words for that. I mean, I love cars, but I don't "LOVE" cars...I would think one could get all sorts of nasty abrasions etc. Ok, I'm done thinking.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
10/11/13 6:48 p.m.

new way to look at "prelubing"

spriteracer
spriteracer Reader
10/11/13 10:36 p.m.

I love the onion. Oh wait, that was MSN. :(

DrBoost
DrBoost PowerDork
10/12/13 5:29 a.m.

That's just creepy. The way he was caressing it gave me the heebie jeebies.

DrBoost
DrBoost PowerDork
10/12/13 5:29 a.m.

That's just creepy. The way he was caressing it gave me the heebie jeebies.

Mental
Mental Mod Squad
10/12/13 6:50 a.m.

Hey, everyone knows most of those cars were totally devoid of moral fiber and dressed in provocative attire! And I didn't see any of them putting up a fight.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
10/12/13 7:10 a.m.

1,000? Man's a slut, just settle down in the country with a nice fat old Buick.

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid PowerDork
10/12/13 10:42 a.m.

That guy is a creeeeep. I saw a TV show with him and a teenager that they had meet up so they could share their experiences and compare their "Mechophile" feelings towards cars.

That creep pardoned himself away from the cameras. So, they went looking for him, found him in the parking lot oogling over an Escalade, and found his man juice all over the ground.

His parents must have not loved him enough if he has sexual feelings toward cars.

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