Marjorie arrested again...

Sorry couldn't resist!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26349822

Do you think the dogs attacked her because she squeezed the Charmin?

I was expecting something about someone getting arrested for assaulting Bob Costas.

I knew that couldn't be right, because if Marjorie took out Bob Costas, they'd never find the body. And if they did, they'd never trace it back to her.

Salanis wrote: I was expecting something about someone getting arrested for assaulting Bob Costas. I knew that couldn't be right, because if Marjorie took out Bob Costas, they'd never find the body. And if they did, they'd never trace it back to her.

glad i'm not the only one.

My mother would never murder anybody, that's why we keep getting new decks.

I miss Mr Whipple

Salanis wrote: I knew that couldn't be right, because if Marjorie took out Bob Costas, they'd never find the body. And if they did, they'd never trace it back to her.

They would get an anonymous tip telling them to look in the refrigerator.

Sorry, when I first saw this, I had visions of Majorie "behind bars" for speeding down the nearly deserted Daytona Beach. They still allow cars/driving on Daytona Beach, don't they?

Tommy Suddard wrote: My mother would never murder anybody, that's why we keep getting new decks.

Have I taught you nothing, son? Never use decks. Always use patios--with very deep footers.

Margie

Yeah, concrete helps hide the scent from the police dogs!

Yes, but her insane giggling would give it away.

It's also better to bury them vertically. Much easier to do with an earth auger, less disturbance of the soil. Don't forget the lime.

This is getting spooky. Educational....but spooky.

Auger down further, drop them in and plant a tree. Good fertilizer.

You've done this before.

freezer, rental industrial chipper shredder, river, done.

been watching Fargo have we?!

Actually it was a real case. They convicted the guy based on blood in his house and one bone chip on the bank of the river where he was known to have used a rental shredder. I'm not saying it's fool proof but a little bleach in the house and he might be walking the streets with us today. What a gross thread, but it is Bob Costas we are talking about.

fastEddie wrote: been watching Fargo have we?!

Marjorie Suddard wrote:

Tommy Suddard wrote: My mother would never murder anybody, that's why we keep getting new decks.

Have I taught you nothing, son? Never use decks. Always use patios--with very deep footers. Margie

"Hey Tommy! You seem like a pretty good kid, you stay out of trouble, get good grades. What's your secret?"

"I guess I just don't want to upset my Mom."

You never heard what happened to Billie, did you?

Didn't she jump off the Tallahatchie Bridge? Or was that a rumour Margie started to hide the truth?