Meme Thread... no politics

Pete. (l33t FS) said:

In an interview with Gothamist blog Chicagoist, John Hodgman said Jeppson's Malört "tastes like pencil shavings and heartbreak."

So... Malort is a wormwood liquor, like absinthe.

I might have to try it.

Brett_Murphy (Ex-Patrón) said:

So... Malort is a wormwood liquor, like absinthe.

I might have to try it.

NOBODY STOP HIM

Malort tastes like growing a third testicle in your mouth and biting it off. 

Pete. (l33t FS) said:

Brett_Murphy (Ex-Patrón) said:

So... Malort is a wormwood liquor, like absinthe.

I might have to try it.

NOBODY STOP HIM

I have to find it, first. The worst thing I ever tasted was literally dumpster water with rotting garbage and maggots in it. No, it wasn't on purpose, I used to be a garbage man and sometimes things splash. It can't be worse than that.

You may want to call their marketing department, that could be theirs new slogan. 

You get it around Chicago.

Pencil shavings, heartache, and an abortion clinic in your mouth.  The aftertaste grows in intensity for a few minutes after drinking too.

Wait, nah, you should try it, quite tasty... 

There is nothing wrong with Malört liquor and you are all a bunch of silly Nancys. 

Wally (Forum Supporter) said:

i know this is fake because the scooter tires aren't flat

(some memes don't need text....)

In reply to Ian F (Forum Supporter) :

Throw a 2020 on the top of the "monolith" and that would be perfect...

In reply to Ian F (Forum Supporter) :

Actually, they do. 

11GTCS said:

In reply to Ian F (Forum Supporter) :

Throw a 2020 on the top of the "monolith" and that would be perfect...

Eh... I actually did create the meme of the beaver on page 374.  That was enough of a PITA.

Toyman01 (Moderately Supportive Dude) said:

In reply to Ian F (Forum Supporter) :

Actually, they do. 

 

It's a brail meme.

A co-worker of mine actually did that to his kids. They asked him to pick up the Frozen DVD on the way home from work. He got home and they asked him and he said "I searched and I searched, and I found frozen fruits and frozen vegetables and frozen pizzas, but no frozen DVDs." The kids got all upset and walked away while his wife rolled her eyes and told him he was horrible.

Dusterbd13-michael (Forum Supporter) said:

I swear this is all my kids want to play anymore

In reply to chandler :

Umm....

It was funny? What am i missing otherwise?