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Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
11/17/10 8:15 a.m.

The bartender says "We don't serve Tachyons here."

A Tachyon walks into a bar.

DILYSI Dave
DILYSI Dave SuperDork
11/17/10 9:18 a.m.

poopshovel
poopshovel SuperDork
11/17/10 9:24 a.m.

Googles "tachyon." Reads wiki page. Head explodes. I'll stick with being one of those blissfully unaware arty-farty types, thank you.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
11/17/10 9:36 a.m.

fast_eddie_72
fast_eddie_72 Reader
11/17/10 10:07 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: The bartender says "We don't serve Tachyons here." A Tachyon walks into a bar.

I get it. Pretty funny.

Okay, going to read it now.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
11/17/10 10:11 a.m.
fast_eddie_72 wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: The bartender says "We don't serve Tachyons here." A Tachyon walks into a bar.
I get it. Pretty funny. Okay, going to read it now.

Wanna hear a physics joke about Tachyons?

fast_eddie_72
fast_eddie_72 Reader
11/17/10 10:13 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Wanna hear a physics joke about Tachyons?

Meanwhile, the bartender says "We don't serve Tachyons here."

A Tachyon walks into a bar.

(They always travel in pairs)

jrw1621
jrw1621 SuperDork
11/17/10 10:33 a.m.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."

triumph5
triumph5 HalfDork
11/17/10 10:33 a.m.

Tachyons don't walk. Theoretical particles that travel faster than light.

fast_eddie_72
fast_eddie_72 Reader
11/17/10 10:35 a.m.

This is getting pedestrian.

ReverendDexter
ReverendDexter SuperDork
11/17/10 10:50 a.m.

Requisite XKCD:

Duke
Duke SuperDork
11/17/10 11:02 a.m.
(b) Does the object continue to move after it comes to rest?

Ummm, what do you think, Einstein?

Keith
Keith GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
11/17/10 11:06 a.m.

So these two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says "Hey, I think I've lost an electron!"

"Are you sure?" the other replies.

"Yes, I'm positive!"

triumph5
triumph5 HalfDork
11/17/10 11:08 a.m.

Ah,but does anything truly "rest" or by doing so, if it could, does it no longer exist?

Wives, feel free to chime in

Jim Pettengill
Jim Pettengill HalfDork
11/17/10 11:30 a.m.

Q: Hey, dude, what's Nu?

A: Frequency.

z31maniac
z31maniac SuperDork
11/17/10 11:47 a.m.
triumph5 wrote: Ah,but does anything truly "rest" or by doing so, if it could, does it no longer exist? Wives, feel free to chime in

Philosophy + Physics!

ZOO
ZOO GRM+ Memberand Dork
11/17/10 12:27 p.m.

Ha -- a math professor and a physics professor were arguing about the height of the school's flagpole. An English professor walks by, and asks what they are discussing. Hearing the topic, he walks over to the flagpole, pulls it from the ground, lays it flat, and measures it. 7 metres, he tells them, and walks away.

The physics prof then says to the math prof: "That's the problem with English professors, you ask them for the height, and they give you the length"

stuart in mn
stuart in mn SuperDork
11/17/10 12:27 p.m.

There are 10 types of people who understand binary language.

Those who do, and those who don't.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
11/17/10 12:31 p.m.
stuart in mn wrote: There are 10 types of people who understand binary language. Those who do, and those who don't.

This is a physics joke thread.

Mathematics and number system joke thread that-a-way.

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Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
11/17/10 12:48 p.m.

When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.

DirtyBird222
DirtyBird222 SuperDork
11/17/10 1:59 p.m.

Where does bad light end up? Answer: In a prism!

DirtyBird222
DirtyBird222 SuperDork
11/17/10 2:00 p.m.

W hy did the chicken cross the road? Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference.

ReverendDexter
ReverendDexter SuperDork
11/17/10 2:10 p.m.

Farmer has a problem, so he puts an ad in a paper. He's only got room for 50 cattle in his barn, and the cattle drive coming in has at least twice that.

A physics prof answers the ad, "Well, let's start by assuming cows are perfectly round..."

ClemSparks
ClemSparks SuperDork
11/17/10 2:20 p.m.

Which we know is a ridiculous assumption because SOME burger patties are square and the tubes of beef in the refrigerated meat case are more of a cylindrical shape.

chuckles
chuckles Reader
11/17/10 2:31 p.m.

"Pi are round, son. Cornbread are squared."

Badda Boom.

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