Pocket surprises?

With the change of seasons what have others found in your coat pockets after getting them out? 

So far my vest had $.65 change, plus  pennies. My parka liner/medium coat contained a winter hat and gloves.  I may slip a $20 into my rain jacket before I put it away. 

I found beef jerky.  At least I hope that was beef jerky....

I found a rock.

I left $100 in my shorts last fall and found it in the spring.  That was unexpectedly awesome.  

I’m wound too tight.  

I’ll never find a $20 bill in a jacket pocket - all my money is in my wallet in ascending order faced the same way.  

When I got bored on work conference calls I would sort it by year and serial number.  Older bills ahead of the newer bills - all still in ascending currencies.  

In reply to EastCoastMojo :

Datsun310Guy said:

I’m wound too tight.  

I’ll never find a $20 bill in a jacket pocket - all my money is in my wallet in ascending order faced the same way.  

When I got bored on work conference calls I would sort it by year and serial number.  Older bills ahead of the newer bills - all still in ascending currencies.  

Sounds like you're wound just the right amount of tight to me. Money has all those numbers so that it can be properly organized.

In reply to 02Pilot :

Wait, do you mean to imply that some people put money in their wallets not in order?

You mean people have wallets to put their money in? I thought that was what pockets were for. 

In reply to T.J. :

I don't even keep it in a wallet.  Just a clip in my pocket.

I met a guy that had a suprise in his pocket in a city park once.

Never let them show you the suprise. Ever.

And how the hell do you lise a 20 for a year? I can tell you exactly how much cash i have on me at any given time. 

It was 90 today. No jackets have been needed yet. 

Thursday's high is supposed to be 72. That will be a nice change. 

Expired condoms...

Again

My wife’s spare car key she’s been looking for for the last eight months.

EastCoastMojo said:

I found a rock.

Did you wind a piece of string around it?

Datsun310Guy said:

I’m wound too tight.  

I’ll never find a $20 bill in a jacket pocket - all my money is in my wallet in ascending order faced the same way.  

When I got bored on work conference calls I would sort it by year and serial number.  Older bills ahead of the newer bills - all still in ascending currencies.  

Don't forget to 'clean' your bills - straighten all of the corners,  flatten out wrinkles, etc.

CJ said:

Don't forget to 'clean' your bills - straighten all of the corners,  flatten out wrinkles, etc.

Toyman01 said:

It was 90 today. No jackets have been needed yet. 

Thursday's high is supposed to be 72. That will be a nice change. 

 

 

92 here. I'm looking forward to finding change in the pockets of my long pants...if it ever gets cool enough to switch back from shorts.

captdownshift said:

Expired condoms...

 

Again

What, they get dry rot?  Or did you mean expended?

captdownshift said:

Expired condoms...

 

Again

Brian said:

With the change of seasons what have others found in your coat pockets after getting them out? 

So far my vest had $.65 change, plus  pennies. My parka liner/medium coat contained a winter hat and gloves.  I may slip a $20 into my rain jacket before I put it away. 

My grandmother always used to do this and I've never understood the point. If you know you put it there, doesn't that take the novelty away?

I found a wad of old tissues. 

Furious_E said:

Brian said:

With the change of seasons what have others found in your coat pockets after getting them out? 

So far my vest had $.65 change, plus  pennies. My parka liner/medium coat contained a winter hat and gloves.  I may slip a $20 into my rain jacket before I put it away. 

My grandmother always used to do this and I've never understood the point. If you know you put it there, doesn't;t that take the novelty away?

I found a wad of old tissues. 

i'm gonna start putting a $20 in my kids' winter coats when we put them away for the summer.

they're growing so fast i know this year's coat won't fit them next year, so i'll get myy $20 back before the coat goes to Salvation Army.

It took 2 years after my dad died to find his .45, in a vest I never saw him wear hanging in the closet. 

Just a lighter. It's depressing. Usually I find weapons in my pockets.