Possibly the best job title ever . . .

years ago when I worked at the Taj Mahol here in Atlantic City, our department got our hands on some blank name tags and the machine to make them (we had to fix the machine) and we had a blast with it. The execs finally got tired of it and a memo came out that said everyone had to have "their name" on their name tag or they would be fired. We all ran around with "their name" on the tags for a couple of days

Battle Space Management Fligt Chief is my current . I'm about to move to a job where I disappear and sit around in a HQ office and dont have to deal with people anymore. I'll just be doing knowlege articles. I dont know what my duty title is going to be but I'm looking forward to being in the shadows!

GameboyRMH wrote: I have plenty of training in saving Earth with both space fighters and power-armor suits, I'll be a shoe-in!

I appreciate your enthusiasm Gameboy, but claiming to be 9 seems like a cheap ploy.

Gameboy tries to score NASA position by pretending to be 9

Did you know you can just buy name tags and business cards?

Rather than start a new thread, decided to do a zombie revival on this one to report what has to be the worst job title.  Anyone want to be a "pole greaser"?  http://www.fox9.com/sports/crisco-cops-grease-posts-in-philly-before-eagles-vikings

I'm pretty sure "Donkey Fluffer" trumps that. I my book, anyway. 

At one time my tittle was "Senior Observer". Unfortunately I did not work in a strip club. Mazdeuce might be the only one here who knows what that job was.

Pete

Appleseed said:

I'm pretty sure "Donkey Fluffer" trumps that. I my book, anyway. 

You said the T word. Pretty sure that video will be out shortly.

kazoospec said:

Rather than start a new thread, decided to do a zombie revival on this one to report what has to be the worst job title.  Anyone want to be a "pole greaser"?  http://www.fox9.com/sports/crisco-cops-grease-posts-in-philly-before-eagles-vikings

 

As if Eagles fans won't lick Crisco off a light pole.

mndsm said:

4cylndrfury wrote: When working at a National sporting goods store in college, I made it to department lead (bike dept). As I was the guy who onboarded newbies, I had unfettered access to the name badge engraver...if you know me, youd understand that was a BIG mistake

I had a friend that worked Security for a large healthcare concern where i was employed. I had working master Yoda badges. I know how iy is.

When my father was in the Air Force in the early '50s, one of his buddies ran the base embroiderer for uniform tags.  He was "King, Nosmo" and my father was "King, Nopar".

Yeah, not job titles, but I got caught up in the moment.

I worked in the darkroom of a print shop laying up film to make printing plates. The term for the job? Stripper. I wish I could find a few of those old business cards.

A couple of jobs ago, we had an office dog; the owner's cubicle had her name and title, followed by the dog's name and title ("Director of Keeping it Real").