914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
4/24/13 6:18 p.m.

Facebook knows all, sees all. Black helicopters, road rage, workplace violence, overweight kids and now THIS!

Hawaiian Tropic is no longer hosting beauty contests!

Ma, get the young'uns inta the shelter, this is going to be a biggun'.

http://shine.yahoo.com/beauty/hawaiian-tropic-bikini-pageants-are-officially-over--thankfully-191218701.html

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
4/24/13 6:21 p.m.

Well, if they were doing them for advertizing, it failed. I didn't even know they had contests.

Teh E36 M3
Teh E36 M3 Dork
4/24/13 6:24 p.m.

Well you're in luck, there's a town three miles back that way!

poopshovel
poopshovel UltimaDork
4/24/13 6:24 p.m.

Silver lining: There's this thing called the internet. There's an unlimited supply of free pr0n on it.

poopshovel
poopshovel UltimaDork
4/24/13 6:25 p.m.
Teh E36 M3 wrote: Well you're in luck, there's a town three miles back that way!

Lol.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UberDork
4/24/13 6:34 p.m.

Shoot! Another chapter in the Bob Costacization of America.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
4/24/13 6:54 p.m.
Teh E36 M3 wrote: Well you're in luck, there's a town three miles back that way!

Hahaha!

Appleseed
Appleseed UltimaDork
4/24/13 7:54 p.m.

How else will they shill their crap?

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
4/24/13 8:05 p.m.

Why is this relavent with wicked weasel and Malibu strings in existence?

Appleseed
Appleseed UltimaDork
4/24/13 9:23 p.m.

So...you know, then?

novaderrik
novaderrik UberDork
4/25/13 11:02 p.m.

on the other hand. Twinkees are coming back in June... so i guess there's still balance in the force...

Appleseed
Appleseed UltimaDork
4/25/13 11:10 p.m.

But will they pull a New Coke/Coke Classic thing?

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