For condemning me to an eternity in a firey pit. I was reading about your trip to the 25 Hours of Thunderhill on the train. It was rather humorous and I chuckled out loud from time to time. As I got to the part about the finish I read what may have been the funniest thing I've ever seen in a magazine, about finishing the race twice in a matter of minutes. I had just taken a large sip from my Diet Pepsi, and doused the nun sitting in front of me with it. At first she didn't realize it, but it started to run down her habit and on to her shirt. I tried to pretend I was asleep but it was no good, she was quite angry. She lectured me on how to behave in a polite society and saying "excuse me" and "sorry". To compound my problems while she was talking I kept wondering at what point this rather cute young women decided to join the nunery, and that I would have gone to church more if more nuns had looked like her.
JG Pasterjak wrote:
Nuns are hot.
jg
Only the ones in Halloween costume ads and movies where they can fly. Otherwise they usually look like something that lives under a bridge and eats billy goats.
Wally said:
At first she didn't realize it, but it started to run down her habit and on to her shirt. I tried to pretend I was asleep but it was no good, she was quite angry.
Dear Penthouse forum, I never thought something like this could happen to me, but...
Well played zomby!
I truly LOL'ed
jrw1621 wrote:
Well played zomby!
I truly LOL'ed
indeed!
oh, this reminds me of a pretty offensive joke:
Q: What kind of Bob Costas do priests eat?
A: Nun!
Lesley
SuperDork
4/10/10 8:42 p.m.
I thought this was gonna be a thread thanking you for those topless pics of yourself on Facebook...
She should be more forgiving Isn't that one of those things they teach Nuns?
In reply to AngryCorvair:
It should be, what kind of meat to priests eat on Friday?
Nun.
GI_Drewsifer wrote:
She should be more forgiving Isn't that one of those things they teach Nuns?
No. They are taught that God is the forgiver. It is, instead, their duty to teach you about how bad of a person you are just for being born.
confuZion3 wrote:
GI_Drewsifer wrote:
She should be more forgiving Isn't that one of those things they teach Nuns?
No. They are taught that God is the forgiver. It is, instead, their duty to teach you about how bad of a person you are just for being born.
No joke. I know a few people that grew up catholic and have some seriously berkeleyed up guilt issues. Nuns are berkeleyin' crazy.
