(Eeyore voice) Bad news everyone... Truck broke down at the car wash
(singing) at the car wash, yeah!
Ok, here goes. It starts off easy enough. I have to get that cap bolted up for 2-reasons:
1) to get it water tight so I can remove the tarp
2) we're moving next week and I cant have the cap flying off on the highway.
So I figured I had a little time to spare before I really needed to do the things I was supposed to be doing (like packing, cleaning, and working on the new house...) so I went out with my sockets and did it all up!
Honestly, that took way longer than expected. The threads on the bolts AND the holes are getting old and temperamental. The next time this comes off, it might be time to run a thread brush through and replace some hardware... Not now though, I'm in kind of a hurry.
After I got that good and tight, it was time for the driver's side door card.
Mrs. Hungary took this off when the window glass fell down to the bottom of the door frame, and I haven't put it back on yet...
Did that, easy peasy. Just a matter of stabbing in screws...
But the window is back to not working though. That kind of bothered me...
I figure since it's both front windows it must be a fuse or a CB, so I'll get to it later. All this means is I cant drive it to work as it's a pain to have to open the door when you go through the guard shack.
Next up was installing the rear seats!
Again, it took a bit longer than expected (I had to crawl under the truck) but 4-bolts later all was said and done.
All that was left was to clean out the inside of the vehicle with the shop vac (which I did) and afterwards I decided I'd toss in the new air filter since that was bound to be easy:
it was.
but seriously, we gotta do something about that engine bay...
I dont have a pressure washer so I decided I'd try driving it to a local car wash that's about 4 blocks away. Even with the battery's dead cell, it started right up, so away we went!
Holy smokes. I've never spent so much at one of those coin operated car washes in my life!!! I was out nearly $30 when all was said and done!
I cleaned the outside, I sprayed the undercarriage, I sprayed the engine bay, I sprayed the wheels, I sprayed the engine bay again... No matter how much I sprayed, more and more dirt was found.
I'd like to say that the installed cap did a good job of keeping water out of the interior, but it didnt...
That leak was way worse than it looks in that picture. It was pouring in when I was doing the washy washy.
I think I traced the leak down to that pinched wire there on the third light from the left... Ah well, two steps forward and one step back. I'll get it eventually...
being all done though, and I was not gentle at all with the spray in the engine bay either, it was time to fire her up and head back to the house. I really do have stuff I'm supposed to be doing...
...
...
cept it doesnt start.
just crank crank crank.
I get it to hit once early on, but then nothing after that. I know my truck so I'm not going to crank it until I kill the starter (or the battery). There's definitely something wrong, so I decide to have a look.
Aside from steam coming from everywhere in the engine compartment (just from the water), I can't see anything out of the ordinary. Something must have gotten wet and not liked it, and the first thing I'm thinking of is my ignition system (distributor, coil, igniter).
I check connections, and crank it again.
nothing
Going back under the hood, I pull the coil wire out of the dizzy cap, and set it in a way that I should see a spark jump the next time I crank it.
no spark.
Bleh!
Ok, well this kind of kills my afternoon, but it's not that bad. I try to push the truck but the beast absolutely just does NOT budge...
The wash bay slopes back at the front to keep water from escaping the wash bay, and it makes it an uphill fight for me to get this thing out...
No problem though, I just put it in low-range, stab it in first and start whirring my way up the slope with my starter motor.
Easy money.
Problem is, when I get it up the incline enough to push the truck again, the battery has near completely exhausted itself. Nothing to do now, but park it off to the side a bit and walk home. I do give the starter a bump in neutral just to make sure we have enough juice to spin the engine and it does.
(she LOOKS good, but she's not movin :P )
From there I walk home, grab my spare ignition coil, and some tools and it's back to the truck. With the new coil in, I'm ready to test but now the battery decides it's done doing anything productive. No matter what dances I do, I cant coax enough electricity out of it to spin the engine even once...
And that's all she wrote folks. Time to call the tow truck
Back home I charged the battery for 30-minutes on my tender and ran a spark check
I have video but it looks sporadic because of the frame rate. Instead, here's a photo:
I turn the key and it cranks for about 3 seconds without any hint of firing. I let of and with the last bit of momentum, one of the cylinders touches off and the engine coughs to life.
It's still not perfect though. There is a definite low-end bog, but whatever was wet must have dried out enough for us to get this far, so I better make the best of it.
I check the new PCV hose for leaks and find none, so I took a can of brake clean and just started spraying stuff.
no change...
Here's what it sounds like: You tip in throttle, get a much of boggy intake noise, and then it revs
Not sure what to make of it, but I have a troubleshooting list going
And speaking of lists! It looks like I got something done today after all!
Good times!