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Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
10/22/15 9:31 a.m.

Every couple of days or so this white turbo series 5 FC pops in my head and it causes me to have a bit of a crisis.

In a normal world, I'd just sell my current driver that gets crappy gas mileage and go find the FC in question that gets crappy gas mileage. But this isn't a "normal world" and I have 2 kids and neither of the two tricycle-motors are old enough to drive (one can't even crawl yet) so that means I need a car with at least 3 seats in order for it to meet the criteria that my wife has set as "minimum practical requirements".

So here's what I need:

1989-1991 Mazda RX-7. Turbo, manual, white, with minimum tasteful modifications. It must be in perfect cosmetically and need minimum to no work (it would also help if this particular car would need no work anywhere in the near future as well).

It needs to seat me, and two children comfortably.

The current owner must be willing to trade for what can only be considered a shell of a GTV6, or a 4-door 6-cylinder Impala.

I know one of you here knows this person, or knows how to find him. When you do, please refer him to this thread

sigh... back to youtube

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
10/22/15 9:32 a.m.

sigh...

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
10/22/15 9:34 a.m.

sniff...

DaveEstey
DaveEstey PowerDork
10/22/15 9:34 a.m.

To seat 3 you're going to need the back seat setup that came as an option in the GXL models.

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
10/22/15 9:49 a.m.

even then, I probably couldn't fit my kids in there without sawing their legs off

Do kids really need legs though?

RossD
RossD UltimaDork
10/22/15 9:57 a.m.

Having just looked at a Forward Control Jeep on craigslist, when you said turbo FC I had a different crisis.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 PowerDork
10/22/15 9:58 a.m.

As someone who has kids, an FC Turbo, and a minivan, I'm going to put this as plainly as possible: MINIVAN!

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
10/22/15 9:59 a.m.
1988RedT2 wrote: As someone who has kids, an FC Turbo, and a minivan, I'm going to put this as plainly as possible: MINIVAN!

You mean FC turbo with minivan...... right?

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
10/22/15 10:00 a.m.

Right?

tuna55
tuna55 MegaDork
10/22/15 10:00 a.m.
1988RedT2 wrote: As someone who has kids, an FC Turbo, and a minivan, I'm going to put this as plainly as possible: MINIVAN!

Two kids is getting awfully close to Minivan territory. That doesn't mean you can't have a fun car alongside, though.

So I'll make the same trade for Catywampus.

I think that means, I agree with you!

captdownshift
captdownshift GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
10/22/15 10:01 a.m.

Subaru brat with jumpseats in the back and 13B swap

Brett_Murphy
Brett_Murphy GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
10/22/15 10:09 a.m.

Kids were the reason I sold my FC Turbo.

I think the real solution would be to import a 20b Cosmo.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 PowerDork
10/22/15 10:18 a.m.
Brett_Murphy wrote: Kids were the reason I sold my FC Turbo.

I would never suggest anything so unpleasantly severe. The solution is to get the FC turbo, and a minivan. Have cake, eat same.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 PowerDork
10/22/15 10:19 a.m.

In reply to Hungary Bill:

Right!

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
10/22/15 10:23 a.m.

shwew.

For a second I was worried that you were implying I should get a minivan instead of the T2... I almost choked on my own tongue.

petegossett
petegossett GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
10/22/15 10:46 a.m.
Hungary Bill wrote: even then, I probably couldn't fit my kids in there without sawing their legs off Do kids really need legs though?

Criss-cross-applesauce?

84FSP
84FSP HalfDork
10/22/15 11:07 a.m.

Rx8 with swappedmotor?

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
10/22/15 12:10 p.m.

Rats, thought you were having issues with your Jeep.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
10/22/15 12:23 p.m.

Glad this isn't about soccer.

WonkoTheSane
WonkoTheSane GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
10/22/15 12:28 p.m.

Two kids fit comfortably in the back of my Rx8, one has to be in forward facing mode to sit behind me, though.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
10/22/15 12:28 p.m.
tuna55 wrote: Two kids is getting awfully close to Minivan territory.

Nobody told that to my parents. We always had compact cars...and not always 4-doors either.

wvumtnbkr
wvumtnbkr GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
10/22/15 12:30 p.m.

I had an RX7 with the back seats. That picture makes them look 2x bigger than they really are. No WAY ANYBODY can fit back there. It is a joke.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 PowerDork
10/22/15 12:32 p.m.
GameboyRMH wrote:
tuna55 wrote: Two kids is getting awfully close to Minivan territory.
Nobody told that to my parents. We always had compact cars...and not always 4-doors either.

Also, it is said that giant lizards known as dinosaurs once roamed the earth in large numbers, if you can believe that!

Ransom
Ransom GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
10/22/15 12:35 p.m.

It's funny, I keep thinking that an FC is the incredibly practical answer to the question of what to autocross. It helps that I don't need additional seats, but it keeps surfacing in my head...

"First you get the FC, then you get the LS, then you get the FTD..."

Burrito
Burrito Dork
10/22/15 12:37 p.m.
Ransom wrote: It's funny, I keep thinking that an FC is the incredibly practical answer to the question of what to autocross. It helps that I don't need additional seats, but it keeps surfacing in my head... "First you get the FC, then you get the LS, then you get the FTD..."

A better answer is your dang 2002, you slacker.

Get back to work.

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