Tesla Truck: It’s Got Angles

David S.
By David S. Wallens
Nov 22, 2019 | Tesla, Tesla Truck, Cybertruck

This morning’s big news: The Tesla Cybertruck has been revealed and, well, it’s something to discuss. Angles. So many angles.

Zero to 60 in less than 3 seconds!

And it's bulletproof. Kinda.

We’ve been talking about this one since the summer, but it’s never too late to join the conversation.

 

 

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Comments
Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess MegaDork
11/22/19 10:24 a.m.

Does it have real door handles, or will it trap you and burn you to death?

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 MegaDork
11/22/19 10:31 a.m.
Dr. Hess said:

Does it have real door handles, or will it trap you and burn you to death?

Door handles would interfere with the aesthetics and increase aerodynamic drag.  The vehicle's AI will use a facial recognition algorithm and then decide whether or not it's in the mood to let you in and go for a drive. 

Edit:  Oh, you mean to get out!  cheeky

Kreb
Kreb GRM+ Memberand UberDork
11/22/19 10:35 a.m.

Like the guy who roasted to death in his Corvette one hot Texas day? Kinda important to know where those manual releases are.

ShinnyGroove
ShinnyGroove Reader
11/22/19 10:39 a.m.

That thing looks like it was designed by someone who just learned to use their solid modeling software 10 minutes ago.

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
11/22/19 10:41 a.m.
Dr. Hess said:

Does it have real door handles, or will it trap you and burn you to death?

once again Hess goes right for it.   The electric door handles on these things scare the hell out of me.

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
11/22/19 10:41 a.m.

I'm going to go with no. 

 

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
11/22/19 10:48 a.m.

I've seen LEGO with more curves. Jesus Christ. 

Jay_W
Jay_W Dork
11/22/19 11:02 a.m.

It looks like it got stolen off the studio lot that brought you Total Recall, but well after that one was released and that after a long financial slide is currently attempting to survive on the bottom end Z grade crap that the SyFy channel puts out exclusively on the 3 AM timeslot.

slowbird
slowbird Dork
11/22/19 11:16 a.m.

I think it was inspired by the low-poly vehicles of GeneRally, the freeware top-down racing game from the 2000s.

Duke
Duke MegaDork
11/22/19 11:18 a.m.

SPECTRE 3D design aesthetic aside, I'm struggling to understand what about this constitutes a "truck".

 

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