First car was a 1978 Honda Civic

I'm sure I've told this story here before, but like George Thorogood talking whiskey bourbon and beer, you're going to hear it again. And again. And again.
Dad was known as the Honda guy in town. Bought a Civic new in 1974 and nobody had anything like that in the neighborhood. Years go by and co-workers would buzz dad saying they had and/or knew a neighbor who had a dead Honda rotting away, would he like it? He'd pick it up for next to nothing, fix whatever was wrong and sell it off. He had a block & tackle in the garage so he could yank an engine in an hour, carry it down to the basement, rebuild it over the weekend, and have a running car in a matter of days. Some he kept and he had a pretty good run racing them on the ice with NYSIRA and AMEC.
There were four of us kids, and we started getting near driving age in the middle '80s. The standard procedure was to learn to drive in dad's El Camino which was his tow pig for the ice racing effort. As the next kid got to driving age, the one using the El Camino was issued a Honda, freeing up the truck for the next trainee. These Hondas cost $500, payable with a $20 check every week and you were not allowed to be late with a payment.
I started with the El Camino in late 1984 as my brother got his first Honda. I wish I had a picture of that truck. Dad redid the body of it with copious amounts of Bondo and painted it black with bold yellow/orange/red stripes that started behind the front wheels, grew to almost the whole thickness of the truck bed as they wrapped around the tailgate. You couldn't get away with anything because the truck was impossible not to notice and everyone knew who it belonged to.
I used the El Camino for quite a while, though I also got to use his screaming yellow '73 Corvette convertible the summer of '85 after I graduated high school. That's really the perfect car to teach a 17 year old to drive a manual transmission.
Anyway my sister was approaching driving age by early 1986 so it was time for me to move on to a Honda. This one was originally brown but I sanded it all down, patched some of the rust, and dad resprayed it '73 Corvette yellow. It was glorious. These were amazingly simple cars, nothing to break, brakes and tires lasted forever, and I could squeak out low-40s MPG if I tried. I also could pretend to be a rally driver on the back roads to my juco and never risk getting a speeding ticket.

The problem with these old Hondas in Massachusetts was that they rusted out. This one got so rotten that its front crossmember cracked, as I was told by a mechanic at Sears when I tried getting them to put a pair of new $20 tires on the front. He told me to drive it home very slowly and very carefully, and never drive it again. And that's exactly what I did.
Unfortunately, I never learned my lesson. As the other kids went through their initial Hondas and then moved on to better stuff (Rob got a Dodge Colt, Sue got a RX7 GSL, Alison got a AW11 MR2) as soon as possible, I just kept finding dead Hondas to revive and drive. They'd start out decent, all the lights worked, but then they'd all start getting worn out just like the first one. Like the other Hondas dad dealt with over the years, when they'd get to the point of not being able to fix them, we'd strip them of anything usable and send the rusty shell to the boneyard. I went through four of those Civics; as a family I think our total was 16 starting from that new one in '74 to my last one that was retired in early 1994.
BTW when I saw msterbeau post about his red Civic, I instantly thought about the Bash Brothers that I read about in Autoweek way back when, and then I saw that he was indeed one of them. Funny how you remember stupid little things like that and suddenly someone who was actually a part of it is one of your forum neighbors.